From the Pork Barrel: Mitt Is the S**t

* Ironically post-post-irony Mitt Romney t-shirts are now available at your local Urban Outfitters.

* NRO's Jonah Goldberg claims that "nothing correlates more with ignorance and stupidity than youth" despite the fact that he's 43 years old.

* Turns out next week's recall election in Wisconsin will be deciding the presidential election as well. It's nice to see the nation multi-tasking.

* Don't forget to download our Election Companion App for iPhone and iPad and follow along as we liveblog Sens. Dick Lugar and Mark Warner on this Sunday's State of the Union on CNN.

Quote Unquote: All the Race-Baiting Angels

Conservative columnist for The National Review Jonah Goldberg on the ShirleySherrodRacismGate and his "good friend" Andrew Breitbart…

"I generally think Andrew is on the side of the angels and a great champion of the cause. He says he received the video in its edited form and I believe him. But the relevant question is, Would he have done the same thing over again if he had seen the full video from the outset? I'd like to think he wouldn't have. Because to knowingly turn this woman into a racist in order to fight fire with fire with the NAACP is unacceptable."

This might not seem like much, but this is about as close as Jonah Goldberg ever gets to implying that a fellow conservative is anything less than made out of candy and fellatio.

Conservative Cat Fight! Rush Limbaugh, Jonah Goldberg and Pirates

Apparently, The Corner's Jonah Goldberg and the Sizzler down the street's all-you-can-eat-buffet's Rush Limbaugh are in the middle of some kind of slap fight about whether or not Barack Obama derserves any credit for the U.S. Navy Seals' heroic take down of Captain Hook, Long John Silver and Willie Stargell last night.

From what I can gather, Goldberg thinks Obama deserves a tiny bit of credit for "approv[ing] the rescue" instead of threatening to sell the U.S. citizen hostage to his pirate captives as a peace gesture.

Rush Limbaugh, on the other hand, believes that Obama doesn't deserve any credit at all. And that this in fact proves Obama's a bad president somehow or other. And that the Sizzler waitress should bring him another pitcher of gravy for him to drink.

For the record, I think that they're both partially correct.

Obama deserves only a tiny bit of credit for doing the job we elected him to do. And Limbaugh should get some more gravy before he starts eating his fellow patrons.

Why So Many Republican Columnists Seem to Think Alike

Finally revealed!

Townhall's Kathryn Jean Lopez and The Corner's Jonah Goldberg are the same person!

I knew it!