How a Presidential Campaign Ends [VIDEO]

Well, folks, it's a sad day in America. The Logan/Carlos (or is it Carlos/Logan?) campaign is calling it quits. FOR NOW.

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The Campaign Trail
My Fellow Americans

Jared Logan Meets the Militia [VIDEO]

Yesterday we watched as comedians-about-town Jared Logan and Jordan Carlos launched their own presidential bid, because why not?

Today the saga continues! Jared hits the road and discovers an extremely patriotic slice of Real America, while Jordan wrangles big-money donors (sort of).

By the way, that extremely patriotic slice of Real America is Bristol, Rhode Island — home of the country's oldest continuous Fourth of July celebration and people who are so friendly they're willing to lend you their babies.

Previously: The Campaign Trail

Jared Logan and Jordan Carlos Are Running for President

Our friends Jared Logan and Jordan Carlos — who have been perpetrating election-related hijinks with us all year long — are comedians, technically speaking, but these days the line between comedians and politicians is blurrier than ever. Was that a joke or was it a gaffe? Who's entertaining whom? Am I in the Senate right now?

So perhaps we should not have been surprised when Jared and Jordan (oh, hell, we call them Jored) decided to run for president. They may not have much in the way of executive experience, but they sure can smile for the cameras, and isn't that what really counts? If you will be 18 or older in November, be sure to vote Logan/Carlos 2012! Or Carlos/Logan 2012. It appears they have not settled that question just yet.

Stay tuned for a new dispatch from the Logan/Carlos (Carlos/Logan?) campaign, coming to this space tomorrow.

Indecision Delegate Jordan Carlos Gets in the Hot Tub

Jordan Carlos — one half of our crack Indecision Delegate reporting team — will be performing stand-up tonight at Kristen Schaal and Kurt Braunohler's popular Hot Tub live comedy show at Littlefield (622 Degraw Street, between 3rd and 4th Avenue in Brooklyn's Gowanus neighborhood) along with Jamie Lee, Mike Recine and Casey Ley. Doors open at 7:30, and tickets are available here.

Here's Jordan (@jordancarlos) performing his duties as an Indecision Delegate, along with Jared Logan, on the streets of New York City…

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Related: Indecision Delegates: Rebranding the GOP for the Hipster Vote

Welcome Out of the Gay Marriage Supporting Closet, Mr. President

We're all so happy you finally came out of the closet as a supporter of same sex marriage, Barack. I mean, we all knew. It was so obvious. The way you repealed Don't Ask, Don't Tell and refused to enforce DOMA. We just want you to know, Barack, you're America's friend and we love you. Well, except North Carolina. It's not their fault though. It's hard to keep perspective when the closet you live in doesn't have any windows.

In case you didn't notice, the man playing Barack Obama in the sketch is Indecision Delegate Jordan Carlos. Great job, Jordan!

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Introducing Jordan Carlos and Jared Logan, Your 2012 Indecision Delegates