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Obama strongly denies his administration is responsible for national security leaks, according to his new press secretary, Julian Assange.

— asterios kokkinos (@asterios) June 8, 2012

Do NOT Mess with Iceland's Twitterz

Now that everyone in the whole world has gotten a gander at the United States's burn book, the U.S. has created two goals. The first is to apologize to all the diplomats they secretly called fat, and the second is to find and waterboard every single person who had anything to do with this "Wikileaks" thing.

Sure, Assange was the ringleader, but he had loads of other pasty, creepy cronies, right? Though, the ugly Americans may have overstepped yet another legal boundary in their search, and now Iceland is royally pissed ! Here's why…

Birgitta Jónsdóttir, an MP for the Movement in Iceland, revealed last week that the US justice department had asked Twitter to hand over her information. The US authorities are trying to build a criminal case against the website [Wikileaks, not Twitter, you guys! Phew!] after its huge leaks of classified US information.

Damn, girl, you know you ain't supposed to mess with a bitch from Rekyjavik, ESPECIALLY not on Twitter! Her favorite fellow hardcore gangsta thug, Iceland interior minister Ogmundur Jonasson, is about to bust a cap in U.S. Ambassador to Iceland Luis Arreaga's ASS, son!

Jonasson told Icelandic teevee, "This is even more serious when put [in] perspective and concerns freedom of speech and people's freedom in general." He demanded Arreaga show up for a meeting and justify America's actions. Arreaga offered no public comment, probably because he is pissing in his pants at the thought of facing an onslaught of latent Viking rage.

Luis Arreaga, it was nice (not) knowing you.

xkcd: WikiLeaking

From xkcd…

Julian Assange's Pirate Transmission from Prison on SNL

This past weekend, Julian Assange somehow managed to interrupt one of Saturday Night Live's standard messages from some boring lady at MasterCard and hijack the show long enough to demand to be released from his prison cell in London lest his swarm of computer hacking supporters descend upon our Internet and every website we love…

Ron Paul Defends International Supervillain Julian Assange and His Terrorist Organization WikiLeaks on the House Floor

There's some pretty excellent stuff to be found here…

Ron Paul, WikiLeaks and condemnation for the war in Iraq. You throw in a LOL Cat smoking a bong and feed the whole thing through an autotuner, and you'll create the Internet's perfect Perpetual Orgasm Machine.

(via Reddit)