Monday Links: Gary Busey Belongs in Middle Earth

* Every other movie star seems completely sane compared to Gary Busey.

* The Real World: Skyrim edition.

* First They Came for My Assault Rifle…

* Kate Middleton as Vigo the Carpathian.

* The Smithsonian's inaugural relics collection.

* Peter Sagal has a new show about the Constitution.

* We need a more equal distribution of smut, from The Onion.

* Make your life easier by going moose hunting in the morning, ladies!

* Governor Rick Scott has Florida's Satanists wrapped around his finger.

* The latest New Yorker cover  shows President Obama's job woes are nothing to sneeze at.

Tags: Daily Links, Florida, Gary Busey, Guns, Hollywood, Inauguration, Kate Middleton, Nerdiness, Porn, Rick Scott, The New Yorker, The Onion, Women's Rights

Our Endorsements: Al Roker Is a Card

* A sympathy card for Al Roker haters.

* It's so hard to say goodbye to 30 Rock.

* Keep calm and carry on, Kate Middleton.

* Google teaches us how to speak in Flanders.

* Ever seen a grown man naked, Mr. President?

* A detailed article on how the NASA space pen works.

* Does homeowners' insurance cover damage from a robot war?

* #TheTCOTComedian is a joke. A hilarious joke that we hope never ends.

Tags: Al Roker, Barack Obama, Conservatives, Daily Links, Google, Jack Lew, Jimmy Fallon, Kate Middleton, NASA, The Onion, Tina Fey, Twitter, White House

Our Endorsements: SNL's Royal OB-GYN

* Martin Short and Bill Hader discuss the royal ladyparts.

* From The Onion: Illegalize me!

* Holiday guilt trips, from UCB Comedy.

* Gifs make the fiscal cliff fun. No, really!

* You have the right to read this Cracked article.

* A little heavy, but an amazing series of 2012 photographs.

* Jimmy Kimmel gets some surprising answers about the fiscal cliff.

* These countries won't get fooled by fake news again (but fingers crossed!).

* NASA is confident the world isn't going to end Friday. A little too confident.

* Frank Conniff + Baratunde Thurston on the Beginnings podcast = very entertaining.

Tags: Baratunde Thurston, Christmas, Civil Rights, Guns, Kate Middleton, Martin Short, NASA, Queen Elizabeth II, The Onion

Our Endorsements: The Simpsons Jump the Fiscal Cliff

* Mr. Burns explains the fiscal cliff.

* God's boss seems like a real douche.

* Cracked counts down four political errors.

* What to get a royal baby that has everything.

* McSweeney's recommends a whole lot of cool things.

* The Sklar brothers talk smack about the Popemobile.

* Hot sauce on the balls is not legitimate penal policy… need we say more?

* Christian Slater's vote was rejected in Florida. Guess they forgot he existed, too.

Tags: Daily Links, Fiscal Cliff, Florida, Karl Rove, Kate Middleton, Mitt Romney, Pope Benedict XVI, Prince William

Our Endorsements: The Onion Puts Congress On Trial

* All this time we thought Congress was a nice, quiet neighbor.

* Onion article or actual article?

* New York City has a new superheroine.

* The Great Dictator has a message for us.

* Ray Romano gets cheesy with President Obama.

* All the Movember beards are moving down south.

* The New Yorker covers Romney's lunch with Obama.

* Watch someone overanalyze a picture of President Obama's hands.

* Who cares about Kate Middleton's baby. Give us TWITTER JOKES!

* Dennis Leary and Comedy Central wish you a Merry F***in' Christmas.

Tags: Birthers, Christmas, Comedy Central, Daily Links, Debates, House of Representatives, Kate Middleton, Mitt Romney, Senate, The New Yorker, The Onion, Twitter, Wonkette