Possible Names for Kate Middleton's Baby

And lo, in the land there was much rejoicing, for a princess duchess got knocked up. This will be the most important birth since Jesus was born, perhaps even MORE important, because we didn't have Twitter when Jesus was born.

But wait, what will the royal baby be named? They can't just call it Royal Baby… or can they? I have no idea how a monarchy works. Here are some baby name suggestions for the world's most famous couple, Kate Middleton and Kate Middleton's husband!

* Lorry Lift Loo

* David Beckham

* Frock Crisps

* The Beatles

* Zig-A-Zig-Ahh

* Marmalade Arse Tube

* Pippa

* Corgi N. Bess

* Starkers Harry

Which name is your favorite? Let us know in the comments, unless you are hyperventilating too hard to type because AHHHH THIS IS SO EXCITING ADSFHJKSDJFKL:SJDFL HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO WAIT NINE WHOLE MONTHS??

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Barack and Michelle Obama Got to Meet Kate Middleton

The Obamas are in England right now where they're meeting with the country's most important figures: the Royal Family. What better way to show support for our economically floundering allies than to visit with a select group of people who live extravagantly off their state and have almost no influence over their country's policies?

Among the royal family members greeting the Obamas were Prince William and his new wife Kate Middleton…

Prince William and Kate Middleton have carried out their first royal duty as a married couple by meeting US President Barack Obama and his wife Michelle today.

According to The Mirror, Wills and Kate met the Obamas at Buckingham Palace, with the occasion marking Middleton's first role as a member of the royal family, after marrying her prince last month.

I wonder what they talked about.… My guess is, Barack and William started things off light, exchanging pleasantries about the newlyweds' honeymoon and complimenting each other's wives' dresses, then got down to business and discussed Fergie's royal wedding snub.

After the Obamas wrap things up in England, it's off to France, where they'll meet with the chick who played Amélie.

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Tweet the Press: The 20/20 Royal Wedding Special Edition

Tune in to 20/20 on ABC at 8/5p, and follow along right here on Indecision, in Witstream's Tweet the Press lounge, or on Twitter (#tweetthepress and #royalwedding) as we — plus Dave Holmes & Damien Fahey and whole bunch of the funniest brains to be found on Twitter and Witstream – cover serious news program 20/20's  serious news coverage of the seriously fabulous Royal Wedding.

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Palestinians Trying to Overshadow Wills and Kate

Everyone on Earth knows that the most important thing happening this week is the marriage of one inbred (but seemingly very nice) English helicopter pilot to some hot chick. Everyone, that is, except for the Palestinians, who remain annoyingly obsessed with lifting themselves out of poverty and desperation.

Hey, guys, we don't even know who designed Kate's wedding thong yet. Try and focus on something important, maybe? No? Ugh, fine. Then go ahead and form a coalition government, as if that's some kind of big development…

The two main Palestinian factions, Fatah and Hamas, announced Wednesday that they were putting aside years of bitter rivalry to create an interim unity government and hold elections within a year, a surprise move that promised to reshape the diplomatic landscape of the Middle East.

The deal, brokered in secret talks by the caretaker Egyptian government, was announced at a news conference in Cairo where the two negotiators referred to each side as brothers and declared a new chapter in the Palestinian struggle for independence, hobbled in recent years by the split between the Fatah-run West Bank and Hamas-run Gaza.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz… Oh, I'm sorry, was someone saying something about World Peace or the destruction of Israel or something? We couldn't hear it over the sound of ourselves screaming with excitement over the marriage of two insanely rich white people in the country that maybe had something to do with the division of territories in the Middle East, or something?

Whatevs! WHO BAKED THE CAAAAAKE?!

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Tweet the Press: 20/20's Royal Wedding Special – Thursday, April 28th

Join us — plus Dave Holmes & Damien Fahey and whole bunch of the funniest brains to be found on Twitter and Witstream – as we cover serious news program 20/20's  serious news coverage of the seriously fabulous Royal Wedding between Kate Middleton and one of those British prince guys (Prince Freddy?). It's going to be just like a fairy tale, in that anchor Elizabeth Vargas is going to throw her co-anchor Chris Cuomo into a wood-burning stove. (Probably. (No promises.))

So, tune in to ABC this upcoming Thursday, April 28, 8/5p, and follow along right here on Indecision, in Witstream's Tweet the Press lounge, or on Twitter (#tweetthepress and #royalwedding).

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