Liddy Dole Won't Need to Bother Visiting North Carolina Anymore

Hey Bob Dole, don't bother taking any Viagra tonight.  Liddy isn't exactly going to be "in the mood" after losing her Senate seat to Kay Hagan.

Dole, who doesn't live in North Carolina but took a 2 week vacation there in 2006, had trailed in the polls for some time.  Still, her chances seemed at least 50/50 until this past week, when she ran ads accusing Hagan of taking money from non-Christians.

This proved to be the final straw with the state's powerful Wiccan demographic, who responded in large numbers for Hagan.

Another tick toward a Democratic supermajority in the Senate.

Liddy Dole Runs Distortion Campaign For Christ

What Biblical scholar could forget Jesus's legendary Sermon on the Mount? You know, the one where he scaled a hill near Galilee, raised his arms and, using metaphors of salt and light, launched an attack ad against State Senator Kay Hagan (D-NC).

Well Senator Liddy Dole (R-NC) is continuing in her heavenly father's grand tradition by airing a commercial accusing Hagan of "taking Godless money."

Dole's ad slams Hagan for accepting money that was raised at an ActBlue fundraiser held in Boston at the home of a person who, among other things, is on the advisory board of the Godless Americans PAC.

Now if that isn't spitting in the eye of Christianity, then Barack Obama is a capitalist. It couldn't have been worse if Hagan had personally shit on a Bible herself.

Fortunately we have this attack ad from the Book of Liddy 10:29…

By the way, didn't you like how, at the end of the ad, it clearly sounds like Hagan is the one saying "There is no God"?

Yeah, well neither did Hagan, a Presbyterian elder. She's now threatening a lawsuit unless Dole pulls the ad.

So long as she can find a court that will swear her in on an Atheist Bible.