Sara Benincasa Presents "A Teabagger's History of the United States"

Are you tired of hearing all that supposed "history" these so-called "professors" at these alleged "universities" are make-believingly "teaching"?

Of course you are! Because you are a patriot, and, as such, you are the Greatest American Hero in the Universe. So, here is your history. A hero's history…

Tags: Abraham Lincoln, Barack Obama, Birthers, Christianity, Civil War, George Washington, Kenya, LGBT, Racism, Religion, Sara Benincasa, Tea Party

This Guy . . .

…has got it all figured out.

(via The New Republic)

Tags: Barack Obama, Birthers, BP, Kenya, Protesters, Tea Party, United Kingdom

Orly Taitz Is Still the Hardest Working Person in Crazy Business

On this week's episode of Everything's Comin' Up Orly!, everybody's favorite wacky Moldavian-born lawyer/dentist Orly Taitz continues on her zany quest to bring down the U.S. President. But, will her ingenious plan to prosecute Kenyan spy Barack Obama for war crimes against Afghanistan by the International Criminal Court in the Netherlands — where she she is licensed to practice law — go off without a hitch? Or will she end up back in the ditch after receiving a surprise visit from her long lost Dutch twin sister who's studying to become a Las Vegas illusionist? Hilarity is sure to ensue.

Then, stay tuned for a very special episode of It's Always Racist in Arizona.

Tags: Arizona, Barack Obama, Birthers, Kenya, Netherlands, Orly Taitz, Racism

Something (Barack Obama) Is Rotten in the State of Denmark

Barack Obama, this hapless idiot. Look what he's doing on Friday: instead of staying home and fixing health care or winning the war in Afghanistan, he is taking four entire hours to address the International Olympic Committee, a thing no national leader (except Tony Blair and Vladimir Putin) has ever done before, in order to support his country's bid for the next Olympics.

Four entire hours, geez, just think how much productive work Barack Obama could do in that time — why, he could read Chuck Grassley's entire Twitter feed from top to bottom, but nooooo…

Putting his political prestige on the line, President Obama has decided to fly to Denmark this week to appeal to the International Olympic Committee to choose Chicago, his adopted hometown, as host of the 2016 Games. [...]

"With all the pressing issues we're facing right now, I think hopping off to Copenhagen is problematic," said Mark McKinnon, a Republican media consultant who worked for President George W. Bush. "People elected Obama to be president — not the head of the Illinois Chamber of Commerce."

And that right there is the most damning bit of all: Chicago is only Obama's adopted hometown, not even his real hometown.

If Barack Obama is going to twiddle his thumbs for four entire hours while health care/Afghanistan burns, he could at least do it on behalf of his real hometown, in Kenya, where Lord knows they need an economic boost even more than Chicago.

Tags: Afghanistan, Barack Obama, Chicago, Copenhagen, Health Care, Kenya, Olympics

An Accurate Portrayal of What Birthers Actually Believe

You might be laughing at this video now, but you'll change your tune once there's a picture of a goat on the One Dollar Bill and githeri replaces hot dogs at your local baseball games…

(via Andrew Sullivan)

Tags: Barack Obama, Birthers, Kenya