Tuesday's Links: Jimmy Kimmel's Sequester Stories

* Jimmy Kimmel proves how good Americans are at BS.

* The international language of overseas investing is guilt.

* Celebrate Passover by putting the ten plagues on your fingernails.

* Alison Brie makes awful news stories feel like a ray of sunshine.

* "Goofball diplomacy"? I thought we already tried that with Hillary Clinton's dancing.

* Here's a handy list of signs the economy still sucks (aside from your wallet).

* President Obama, I'm going to Vulcan mind meld you into listening to Leonard Nimoy on NPR.

Tags: Alison Brie, Barack Obama, Daily Links, Dennis Rodman, Economy, Hillary Clinton, Kim, Leonard Nimoy, North Korea, NPR, Passover, Poland, Star Trek, Women's Rights

Wednesday's Links: Homeland the Game

* Homeland as an RPG. Tap the buttons to undermine Carrie!

* Obama hates football, says Twitter.

* Do you have Prince Charles in a tube?

* This North Korea gulag got a five star rating!

* All this talk of guns and nothing about their feelings.

* Because you're mine, I'll stand in line (at the Post Office).

* Ira Glass urges you to grab life by the balls (paraphrasing).

* DOMA defenders throw unplanned pregnancy to the wall to see if it sticks.

* San Francisco's Fauxtest 2013 proves the city has a sense of humor about itself.

Tags: Barack Obama, College Humor, Daily Links, Guns, Homeland, Ira Glass, Johnny Cash, Kim, London, North Korea, Prince Charles, San Francisco, Sports, The Onion