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What Kim Jong-Il Did on His Summer Vacation
Even Dear Leaders need to go on summer vacation, and Kim Jong-Il of North Korea is no exception. He just got back from a happy fun excursion to Camp China Trail, and he got a badge for winning a race at the swimming hole! Plus, he and Chinese President Hu Jintao won the sack race! Then Kim drank all the bug juice and got stung by a bee and had to go to the infirmary and also he toasted marshmallows over the fire and taught everyone how to make lanyards and he KISSED a GIRL during the All-Camp Dance aaaaaand also he did this…The reports said that Mr. Kim and Mr. Hu [Jintao] had met in Changchun, the capital of northeastern China’s Jilin Province, and that Mr. Kim had visited two other northern Chinese cities, Jilin City and Harbin.
According to Xinhua, Mr. Kim and Mr. Hu "exchanged views on the situation of the Korean Peninsula and other international and regional issues of concern."
And most importantly, they totally TP'd the counselors' cabin! It was a wacky week of hijinks and adventure that shall surely never be forgotten by either party, under penalty of death.
(Photo via Reddit)
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Colbert Writes Kim Jong Il $65 Trillion Check
As Stephen Colbert discussed on last night's Colbert Report, North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il is demanding $65 trillion in reparations from The United States. I understand he originally considered demanding an even $100 trillion, but lowered the amount because he didn't want to seem irrational.
The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30pm / 10:30c.
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Stephen Colbert's Kim Jong Illest North Korea Moments
This past weekend, the world community was shaken to its core to learn that North Korea is capable of building a weapon that does not fizzle out immediately upon being detonated. What terrifying consequences will come of this new development?
How about a terrifying list of terrifying North Korea clips from the The Colbert Terrifying Report for starters?
Un-American News – North Korea
More video after the jump.
The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30pm / 10:30c.
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Kim Jong-Il Is the Supreme Fearless Master of Looking at Things
You know who's never the subject of well-deserved ridicule? Supreme Leader of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea Kim Jong-Il, that's who. I have no idea why that is. Maybe it's just because there's nothing inherently funny about his transparent affectations of grandiosity and comically obvious self-doubt.
Oh well. Here's some reverently austere captioned photos of Dear Leader for you to quietly ponder…
More wondrous photographs for the betterment of the people after the jump…
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Somebody's Boyfriend Is the President
Here is a thing which makes perfect sense…
It's funny, me and my friends were just talking the other day about how somebody needed to make a video just like that. I hope somebody didn't overhear us talking and steal our idea.
On second thought, I suppose this was just bound to happen. It's kind of an obvious idea.
(via Videogum)
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