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  • Kim Kardashian Is Pregnant With the GOP's Future Hope

    Please hold the Mayan apocalypse jokes, but Kim Kardashian is pregnant with Kanye West's baby. Kanye made the announcement during his concert in Atlantic City, telling the audience, "Stop the music and make some noise for my baby mama" while pointing to Kardashian.

    This Internet-exploding news wouldn't have political implications, except as a way to avenge the British for believing that they could out-celebrity-baby the United States, were it not for a certain Kanye lyric

    And I'll never let my son have an ego
    He'll be nice to everyone, wherever we go I mean
    I might even make him be Republican
    So everybody know he love white people

    Various Bush progeny have dibs on the next few election cycles, but come 2048, Kimye is going to be apocryphally quoting Thomas Jefferson on "the government you elect is the government deserve" at his inaugural address.

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    Tags: Children, Kanye West, Kim Kardashian
  • Tweet Untweet: The Blond Leading the Bland


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  • Kim Kardashian for Mayor?

    As reports of President Obama's hilarious speech dominated Saturday's coverage of the White House Correspondents' Dinner, a few major stories flew under the radar. Including this one, about a little-known budding politician who used the event to make a very important announcement

    The Kardashians made a splash on the White House Correspondents' Dinner red carpet at the Hilton with talk of politics and media — and a possible mayoral bid by Kim…

    Does she really want to run for mayor of Glendale, Calif., as she said recently on E!'s "Khloe and Lamar"?

    "I always set my goals really high," Kim said, adding, "Stay tuned."

    OMG. The anticipation is killing me. We all knew Kim could act and sing, but who knew she could also perfectly imitate Marco Rubio's elaborate will-he-or-won't-he dance?

    Of course, pundits should still be careful not to read too much into this statement. In the past, Kim has also said she works hard every day, would stay with her husband till death and, most recently, that she wants her own sitcom. Apparently, her entire existence wasn't enough of a joke to her.

    Actually, I'd be willing to support Mayor Kim Kardashian as long as it means we'll get Deputy Mayor Kanye West.

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    Tags: Correspondents' Dinner, Kim Kardashian, Los Angeles, Television