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Jon Stewart on the "Not Optimal" Comment Heard Round the World
"It's clear now that the right, over time, has developed… Barack-tose Intolerance." – Jon Stewart
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Barack Obama on The Daily Show – Exclusive Extended Interview
"What happens during the course of a presidency is that the government is a big operation and any given time something screws up." – Barack Obama
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Debate Winners, Losers and Binders
Winners
1. AK-47s, which Mitt Romney loves a lot more than other kinds of 47-ers.
2. Jeremy. And whoever loaned Jeremy his suit.
3. The guy who was wearing a Barack Obama mask this evening.
4. Mitt Romney's pension, if he still has any stock in Staples. Binder sales are gonna go through the roof.
5. New York, and especially New Yawk. We finally heard about jawbs.
6. Nassau Community College. What Long Islanders affectionately call the 13th grade got a shout-out.
7. Transcripts. Especially ones published after the Benghazi attacks, reading, "No acts of terror will ever shake the resolve of this great nation…"
Losers
1. The guy who pretended to be Barack Obama in the first debate.
2. The guy who accidentally decided who he was voting for yesterday, like an asshole.
3. The Gallup staffers who thought these audience members were really undecided.
4. CNN closed captioning, displaying "Labia" instead of "Libya." (This actually happened.)
5. Candy Crowley's conservative street cred.
6. Joe Biden, whose thunder was just stolen.
7. Wolf Blitzer, who probably spent the whole night on his hologram deck, seething with jealousy.
RELATED: Mitt Romney's Binder Full of Awkward
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Hillary Clinton Takes One for the Team
If you know anything about women, you know there's no logical explanation for anything they do. Their motives are as murky as the details of Mitt Romney's tax plan. Take Hillary Clinton, please *rim shot* (No, don't! President Obama needs her. She has a 65% approval rating).
Today our Secretary of State proved the inscrutability of the female mind by taking full responsibility for the attack on the U.S. Consulate in Benghazi. Inconceivable! Taking the blame before it was shoved upon her! Why would a seasoned diplomat do that?
Only a sorceress could divine Clinton's mysterious motives…
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Barack Obama's Private Messages to World Leaders
President Obama will not meet with world leaders as they gather in New York for the United Nations General Assembly. Whether it's because he's too busy campaigning or because he doesn't want to create headlines, opening himself up for attack, the move is being criticized by those on the right and the left.
What Obama's critics fail to note is that, despite being indisposed, he did take time out between television appearances to send quick messages to world leaders. We got our hands on a few of those messages, which we're now sharing with the world…
Tags: Barack Obama, Benjamin Netanyahu, China, David Cameron, Iran, Libya, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Mitt Romney, Russia, United Kingdom, United Nations, Vladimir Putin
