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  • Meghan McCain vs. Liz Cheney: Who Will Be the Next Ms. GOP?

    The Battle Between the Blond-Haired, Blue-Eyed Daughters of the Republican Men Who Would Be President

    Who will dethrone Ann Coulter and become the next blond-haired, blue-eyed white female face of the GOP?

    Will it be the tattoo-donning, dressed in black, fan of punk music, twitter fanatic, pro sex, pro gay marriage, pro life, rabble rousing reformer, daughter of a maverick, Meghan McCain? Or will it be the tattoo-free, pastels clad, old school, water-boarding-enthusiast, married-with-children, daughter of of a water-boarding enthusiast Liz Cheney?

    Let's take a look at how the two stack up…

    Meghan McCain

    Liz Cheney


    Libra/Scorpio (on the cusp) Leo
    Shade of Blond

    Platinum Ash
    Current Bangs Status (CBS) and what they tell us

    Meghan is in with the new and out with the old. She's modern and her bangs are too. They're long, dynamic, fluid and trendy Cheney is a traditionalist and has the same exact hairstyle she did in 1978. (Actually, all four Cheneys stick to their roots when it comes to hairstyles.) They're short, full and were trendy in 1978.

    One, a star on her foot, which she talks about a lot. Had her father won in New Hampshire, Meghan would have gotten a "Live Free or Die" tattoo. None that we know of.
    They Heart

    Twitter (unlike her father, who prefers "a google") Torture (just like her father)
    Nicknames Maverequette, the blond one Warriorette, the family friendly one, babydick

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    Tags: Ann Coulter, Dick Cheney, John McCain, Liz Cheney, Meghan McCain, Republicans