Quote Unquote: Madonna on Our Muslim President

Madonna on Barack Obama…

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"Y'all better vote for fucking Obama, OK? For better or for worse, all right? We have a black Muslim in the White House! Now that's some amazing shit."

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At first, I was willing to give her a pass on the religion of the U.S. president because she's British. But then I saw that she promised to take off all her clothes if Obama wins, so now I'm relatively certain she's a secret Romney supporter.

Tags: Barack Obama, Madonna, Music

Our Endorsements: Ladies Be Fightin'

* The Army lets women fight in combat on one condition, from The Onion.

* The Obamacare ruling explained by someone who doesn't understand it.

* Billy Eichner reports on hostility between Iran and Israel and MADONNA!

* Hey girl, check out what Ryan Gosling has to say about the ACA ruling without drooling.

* If you like American history, Quantum Leap and jokes about masturbation, you're going to love "Scrotum Leap".

Tags: Barack Obama, Daily Links, Declaration of Independence, Founding Fathers, Health Care, Iran, Israel, Madonna, Masturbation, Military, Women's Rights

Sarah Palin Goes Vogue

Just as with a flesh-eating bacterial infection, there doesn't seem to be any way to get rid of Sarah Palin. Especially now that she's hitched her political wagon to a series of lucky stars…

Palin has made a string of successful recent endorsements, including an against-the-grain nod to Nebraska Republican Senate hopeful Deb Fischer in a three-way primary where most other conservatives, including tea party leader Sen. Jim DeMint, backed another candidate. Rick Santorum, the last conservative non-Romney standing at the end of the primaries, endorsed there and in today’s Texas primary to no great effect.

It's not surprising that Palin has more clout than Santorum, who was only the last man standing in the primaries because he starched his khakis too much. Going against the tea party leader, on the other hand, shows Palin has enough confidence in expressing herself to go over the borderline.

Sarah Palin may be past her White House prime, but she's still able to justify her fan's love…

In Madonna-like fashion, she is the master of "self-invention then self-reinsertion into the political churn," the operative said. "I wouldn’t underestimate that. I wouldn’t rule out her ability to find a new way to express it or a new vehicle or a new method …. she sort of craves the attention. I don’t completely write off her ability [to re-enter the fray]."

Isn't "Self-Reinsertion into the Political Churn" the name of Madonna's latest album?

This comparison has legs. Both Palin and Madonna have an idiotic way of speaking English. They also (may) have a fondness for basketball players. It doesn't end there. The reason both have endured for so long is because of their grass-roots appeal to a certain rabidly loyal segment of the population. In Madonna's case, it's the gay community. In Palin's case, it's Fox News viewers.

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Tags: Conservatives, Jim DeMint, Madonna, Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum, Sarah Palin, Tea Party

Tweet Untweet: The More Things Change

Tags: Madonna, Newt Gingrich, Tweet Untweet, Twitter