The Very Maggie Gallagheriest of Maggie Gallagher Quotes

We're all frustrated about the appeal that's holding up marriage equality in California, but let's chill for a minute and enjoy "The 10 Dumbest Maggie Gallagher Quotes" as compiled and illustrated by BuzzFeed's Matt Stopera.

My personal favorite…

Maggie Gallagher's quote — in its full, still-awful context — can be found here. And a neuroimaging photograph of the inside of Maggie Gallagher's brain can be found here.*

(via The Daily Dish)

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^{* First person who can tell me how this joke is related to this story wins the keys to the Internet for the day.}

Tags: BuzzFeed, California, LGBT, Maggie Gallagher, Marriage Equality, National Organization for Marriage, Racism

Judge Walker: My Ruling Is Unappealable! Muahahahahaha!

It's hard out in California for a bigot…

Chief U.S. District Judge Vaughn R. Walker on Thursday rejected a request to delay his decision striking down Proposition 8 from taking effect until high courts can take up an appeal lodged by its supporters. One of the reasons, the judge said, is he's not sure the proponents have the authority to appeal since they would not be affected by or responsible for implementing his ruling…

The ban's backers "point to harm resulting from a 'cloud of uncertainty' surrounding the validity of marriages performed after judgment is entered but before proponents' appeal is resolved," he said. "Proponents have not, however, argued that any of them seek to wed a same-sex spouse."

Seems that there's an easy fix for this problem. Obviously, one of them is going to have to wed a same-sex spouse. To save the country from gay marriage, Maggie Gallagher is gonna have to gay marry Phyllis Schlafly or something. There's just no way around it.

Tags: California, Maggie Gallagher, National Organization for Marriage, Phyllis Schlafly, Proposition 8, Vaughn Walker

Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert on the Fall of Prop 8 and the Coming Gaypocalypse

Enjoy life as you know it while it lasts, my fellow straight people, for soon we will be forced to endure the unimaginably horrific dystopia of two dudes that you don't know buying each other rings and fighting over floral centerpieces. My mind is bending toward insanity at the mere thought of it…

After the jump, Stephen Colbert reveals his flawless plan for us heterosexuals to ruin gay people's marriages the same way they're ruining our heterosexual marriages with their gay marriage-having.

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Tags: CNN, Constitution, Economy, Elena Kagan, Family Research Council, Fox, Jon Stewart, LGBT, Maggie Gallagher, Marriage Equality, National Organization for Marriage, Neil Cavuto, Proposition 8, Rick Sanchez, Ronald Reagan, Sarah Palin, Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Tony Perkins, Vaughn Walker, Video

Gay Marriage Defeat, NOM's Maggie Gallagher and a Severe Case of Hathos*

Maggie Gallagher — from the anti-civil liberties organization National Organization for Marriage — takes a victory lap after her rag tag bunch of religiously-subsidized underdogs managed to defeat marriage-equality in Maine last Tuesday.

Pretty much the only thing that could make this video any more distasteful is if she were wearing a Yankees cap…

Here's a much more acceptable version…

(via Andrew Sullivan)

^{* "Hathos" definition here.}

Tags: LGBT, Maggie Gallagher, Maine, Marriage Equality, National Organization for Marriage