"Get Me a Photo of Barack Obama by Any Means Necessary!"

Excellent work, Washington Post's file photo guy. This is some top notch file photo retrieving…

Actually, though, it could have been worse. Like, from what I understand, they almost ran with this one…

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Malcolm X to Barack Obama: I Am Your Father

I spend way too much time reading commentary and news on lefty web sites like Slate, the Politico, and the Christian Science Monitor, so I shouldn't be too surprised that I missed this jaw dropper: Barack Obama's father was Malcolm X.

This is proven by right-wing blog Atlas Shrugs through simple anthropology, racism and eugenics…

Barack Hussein Obama Sr., Tom Mboya, and Philip Ochieng, all share common physical features of the Kenyan Luo tribe: Modest stature under six feet, round faces, small chins, wide set eyes, slanted back foreheads, and retracted hairlines… none of these features are shared by Malcolm X and Barack Hussein Obama Jr.

It's hard to argue with that one, especially since everyone knows that male babies inherit every single phenotype from their father's Y chromosome. Or in this case, the X chromosome.

The photographic evidence is compelling. The images are the same size. Both Malcolm X and Obama are in front of a microphone. And they're facing the same direction.

This is startling, and I'm sure the Obama campaign wanted to keep a tight lid on it.

Can America really elect a man whose father was a black Muslim?