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Our Endorsements: Michele Bachmann Works Your Core
Michele Bachmann: Buy My Book! – watch more funny videos* Too much pie? This Funny or Die video will burn some calories.
* This is how they celebrate Thanksgiving in Europe.
* White House Press Secretary spins tragedy into comedy, from The Onion.
* Black Friday Banksey alert.
* Which GOP candidate would win a Miss America contest?
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Our Endorsements: Conan O'Brien Pushing the Envelope
* Conan O'Brien may be about to push the envelope on late night television…
* The Onion has an exclusive story on President's Obama's sensational tell-all.
* Michele Bachmannn explains New Hampshire on Funny or Die. And while we're on the subject, this.
* Former Daily Show writer David Javerbaum interviewed by Splitsider.
* A Herman Cain ringtone to make you pray that no one ever calls you
Tags: Barack Obama, Conan O'Brien, Daily Links, Funny or Die, LGBT, Marcus Bachmann, Marriage Equality, Michele Bachmann, New Hampshire, Occupy Wall Street, South Park, The Daily Show, The Onion -
Michele Bachmann Tells Liberty University Students Not to Settle for Reality-Based Politicians
Actual crazy person Michele Bachmann, who believes that Jesus herded a flock of dinosaurs and that fetal suffrage is the great get-out-the-vote campaign of this century, is trying to revive her dying campaign of nonsense by appealing to her base: fellow crazy people who call themselves "Christian" even though Jesus was, like, actually way nicer than they are…"Don’t settle. This mighty God we serve has a vision so big," Bachmann told the student body at Liberty’s weekly convocation. "This is an election, of all elections, when we have the opportunity to turn the nation around."
"The mighty God we serve," of course, being Marcus Bachmann, the Lady Macbeth to Michele's royal genius.
And that big vision God has? Well, only Michele and Marcus are privy to it. You can listen to it, of course, but you'll have to hear it from their mouths — over and over and over again, long after everyone dismisses her viability as a candidate.
Which, come to think of it, happened before she even announced her run.
Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images News/Getty Images
Tags: Christianity, Liberty University, Marcus Bachmann, Michele Bachmann, Primaries, Religion, Republicans -
Michele Bachmann Has a Lady Ninja
Turns out future President of the United States Michele Bachmann is fierce in more than just the Tyra Banks/drag queen sense of the word. Lately, Team Bachmann has been throwing literal elbows in the face of the Satanic media.First, the Fabulous Bachmann Boys put their hands all over ABC News reporter Brian Ross when he asked questions about her migraines. Next, CNN anchor and new Indecision BFF Don Lemon got shoved into a dang golf cart by Marcus Bachmann, who apparently doesn't get enough chances to play rough with handsome men in private. But it doesn't stop at Bachmann's boys.
Even her "advance woman" is getting into the shove game!
Jodie Newell, an Australian photographer who shoots for her own company, Newell Media, said the female advance staffer had demanded she put her camera away outside a recent Bachmann event in Indianola, Iowa, despite the fact that she was standing in an open parking lot, after she didn’t immediately produce her credentials.
Newell, a conservative who earlier had Bachmann sign a placard and wished her well, said the staffer told her, "We’ve been told on the radio to look out for you."
"I had no idea what she was talking about," she said, adding that the staffer refused to identify herself.
Politico also mentions another incident in which the same tough gal forcefully pushed down an Iowa journalist's video camera.
Jeez, how long before Bachmann's campaign stops deteriorate into some kind of crazy scene from Kill Bill, with her yellow-suited lady ninja of death swinging a katana at every hapless J-School grad in sight? (Please don't let it be too long. This is awesome!)
Stay tuned to Indecision for more coverage of Bachmann-on-journo atrocities as this story unfolds.
Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images News/Getty Images
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DC Earthquake's True Devastation Revealed! [PHOTOS]
The shamestream media would have you believe that the National Cathedral and the Washington Monument were the only victims of The Great Earthquake of Aught-Eleven, but you know there's more to the story than meets the eye. There always is! And this time, we have visual proof.
Mitt Romney was left unguarded on the campaign trail when the freak temblor struck. Mitt Romney can never be shaken.
Oh, there's more…
Rick Perry is exactly like Samson, in that his understanding of science is limited to whatever's in the Bible. Also, his hair is the source of all his power. If Rick Perry is not sworn in as president in January 2013, we will know why.
As the top buttons popped off his shirt, Marcus Bachmann found himself whispering a little prayer. "Please, don't let her notice. Don't let her notice. She makes those crazy eyes whenever she's mad."
Tags: Marcus Bachmann, Michele Bachmann, Mitt Romney, Natural Disasters, Rick Perry
