Politicians! They're just like us. They wake up in the morning, get driven in a limousine to their breakfast table, and then take a shower in the tears of the downtrodden. Why, some of them even have families, I hear.
And just like in any family, there's always some pressure to measure up, to follow in dear ol' dad's footsteps, to act upon the genetically-bequeathed blood lust to rule with a tyrant's vice-like grip over the lowly proletariat. And, as such, this weekend, some very special fathers can expect some very special Father's Day cards…
From: Kentucky Senate hopeful Rand Paul
To: Texas Rep. Ron Paul
More cards after the jump…
Tags: Andrew Cuomo, George H.W. Bush, George W. Bush, Harry Reid, House of Representatives, John Quincy Adams, Mario Cuomo, Nevada, New York, Rand Paul, Ron Paul, Senate
Did you know that Abraham Lincoln was the 16th President of the United States, stood 6'3" and was born the exact same day as Charles Darwin? You did? Okay, well then… Did you know that his mother was a dinosaur and he wrote "More Than a Feeling" for Boston? Well, there you go, see, you don't know everything, do you?
Now, let's stop arguing over what's true and what's just hastily made-up stuff, and let's watch some of the Daily Show's best Abraham Lincoln clips…
The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.
Tags: Aasif Mandvi, Abraham Lincoln, Ed Helms, John Oliver, Jon Stewart, Mario Cuomo, The Daily Show, Video