Thank God the great state of Illinois finally has a politician who's not afraid to blow the whistle on a fellow party member who might maybe be gay according to something somebody or other said one time…
Andy Martin, a noted conservative dirty trickster, put out a spot on local radio in which he pushes a "solid rumor" that fellow Senatorial aspirant, Rep. Mark Kirk (R-Ill.), "is a homosexual."
"I helped expose many of Barack Obama's lies in 2008," the ad goes. "Today, I am fighting for the facts about Mark Kirk. Illinois Republican leader Jack Roeser says there is a 'solid rumor that Kirk is a homosexual.' Roeser suggests that Kirk is part of a Republican Party homosexual club. Lake County Illinois Republican leader Ray True says Kirk has surrounded himself with homosexuals. Mark Kirk should tell Republican voters the truth."
First of all, OMG! A maybe gay?! Seriously? A maybe gay thinks he has the right to run for public office? As if he were a real person! This just makes me sick. These maybe gays and their maybe gay agendas! Yuck!
Second of all, it's nice to get confirmation on that Republican Party homosexual club thing. I mean, we all kind of suspected, right?
Tags: Illinois, LGBT, Mark Kirk, Republicans
I have a feeling this is not what Michael Steele had in mind when he promised to re-brand the GOP has newer and hipper…
Don't you hate, though, how these funny vial clips often make unkind assertions about politicians and leave you wondering if they have any proof to back up their claims. Well, turns out, there's a post for that.
Tags: Bill Sali, House of Representatives, Joe Wilson, John Shimkus, Louie Gohmert, Lynn Jenkins, Lynn Westmoreland, Mark Kirk, Michele Bachmann, Republicans, Science & Technology, Steve King, Trent Franks, Virginia Foxx