Whose job does a basic cable host have to stroke to get on Keith Olbermann's Worst Person in the World list these days?
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Last night the leaders of South Carolina's Republican Party met behind closed doors as they tried to decide to do with this scoundrel Mark Sanford, the man who made "hiking the Appalachian Trail" a popular euphemism for "having an affair in Argentina and then talking about it, nonstop."
After nearly four hours of discussion Monday evening, leaders of the South Carolina Republican Party voted to censure Gov. Mark Sanford, reprimanding him for secretly leaving the state to visit his lover in Argentina.
While the vote reveals how the state’s GOP leadership feels about the scandal, it has no practical effect on whether the governor remains in office.
But surely Sanford knows his effectiveness as a leader will be compromised by all this media scrutiny, not to mention the costly investigations that have only just begun. Surely he won't keep dragging his state and his family through this mess…
[South Carolina GOP committee member Richard] Yow said he told Sanford he could forgive him, but he told the governor that he should resign for the sake of the state and his family. Sanford, he said, rejected the idea.
"He said resigning would be the easy way out," Yow told CNN.
Poor Mark Sanford.
All these trials and tribulations, and he doesn't even have a higher calling.
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Can you believe that we actually got the real South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford to take off his shirt in real life and stroke a cock while we took his picture without the use of any Photoshopping for this calendar series we're just starting?
Me neither! Amazing!
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When Michael Jackson died, I thought for sure Mark Sanford must have had something to do with it, since it conveniently drew attention away from himself. But Sanford continues to maintain a high profile, so the culprit must have been that other politician who wanted us to forget he exists. What was his name again?
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