Colbert Offers Christine O'Donnell a Witch Test

As you've probably heard, Christine O'Donnell once admitted to dabbling in witchcraft as a youth. Well, big deal. Who among us didn't experiment with cult-like groups seeped in superstition and ancient beliefs at one point in our lives? For example, when I was 15, I was a Republican.

After the jump, Jon Stewart discusses the GOP infighting that followed Karl Rove's criticism of O'Donnell.

The Daily Show and Colbert Report air Monday through Thursday starting at 11pm / 10c.

Read More »

Tags: Bill Maher, Christine O’Donnell, Delaware, Jon Stewart, Karl Rove, Masturbation, Michelle Malkin, Monty Python, Senate, Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Video

A Message from Christine O'Donnell, Senatorial Candidate from That Place on the Expressway Kinda Near Philly

Now, more than ever it's important that we all — whether you're a Tea Party Republican or a Leftjihadistcrat or whatever — to question our ideologies. And then fall in line with a very narrow and claustrophobic set of impossible to maintain moralistic principles that expunge any vestige of joy from life. Come on, America…

That, obviously, was our friend and fellow Indecision contributor Sara Benincasa. Check out her personal website here.

Tags: Abstinence, Christine O’Donnell, Delaware, LGBT, Masturbation, Sara Benincasa, Senate, Sex

Christine O'Donnell Hits the Big Time in Taiwanese News Animation

How did anybody ever understand anything that was happening in the world before the advent of Taiwanese computer animation?

In case you were wondering whether or not these Next Action Media videos are the best things ever, please allow me to point you to exhibit A: That one kid that O'Donnell ran over to yell at, he was literally choking a chicken.

These are the best. Case closed.

Tags: Abstinence, Barack Obama, Christine O’Donnell, Delaware, Karl Rove, Masturbation, Sarah Palin, Senate, Taiwan, Tea Party

Quote Unquote: A Mischievous Thought

Even as Think Progress rounds up everything we already know about Delaware's teabagging GOP senatorial candidate Christine O'Donnell so far, Andrew Sullivan asks the most logicalest next question ever questioned up…

"A mischievous thought: when will someone ask O'Donnell, as a single woman, if, since her conversion to Catholicism, she has ever masturbated? She cannot have had any sex, right? And that includes sex alone. Since she has made this a public stance, and since, apparently, she cannot lie (even if it would mean handing over Jews to Nazis), she has made the question perfectly legit."

Which of the three reports allowed to speak to her do you think will be the one to ask her? Hannity, Beck or random blonde lady with Joker-like smile?

Tags: Andrew Sullivan, Catholic Church, Christianity, Christine O’Donnell, Masturbation, Porn, Quote Unquote, Religion, Sex