This Tuesday, don't forget to vote 'yes' for all future political debates to be limited to 140 character phrases (and awkward, incriminating twitpics). In the meantime, we've got you covered…
Sometimes you've just gotta put your foot down. And then pick it back up. And then place someone's head under it. And then put it back down again. And repeat.
Got too high to remember to write a joke about how supporters of Prop 19 will be too high to remember to vote for Prop 19.
Tags: California, Christine O’Donnell, Drugs, George W. Bush, Harry Reid, Jimmy McMillan, John Boehner, Marijuana, Meg Whitman, Rand Paul, Tea Party, Tim Proffitt, Tworld News
All the money in the world apparently can't buy decent math or history skills…
I thought maybe there was something hinky going on with this, like maybe it was old footage about something else or was taken drastically out of context. But, I found some other footage with the same outfit and same background and it's dated from last month…
Tags: California, Jerry Brown, Meg Whitman
Ain't no party like a Twitter Tea Party cause a Twitter Tea Party is limited to 140 characters. Your midterm fix from the twitterverse:
Sharron Angle and nerdy white boys: both really good at imagining high schools girls are 'a little more Asian' than they actually are.
Praise be to the Aqua Buddha that Paul and Conway are going through with their final debate. Now we just need to tell everyone in Kentucky what a television is and everything will be perfect!
Tags: Christine O’Donnell, Clarence Thomas, James T. Conway, Jerry Brown, Joe Miller, Lizz Winstead, Meg Whitman, Rand Paul, Sharron Angle, Tea Party, Tworld News
Seriously, it's like she's not even trying…
"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." "I don't owe anyone anything." "Jobs, jobs and jobs." Really? Those are the quotes she's gonna go with? I never even heard of those? No "I'll be back," or "Hasta la vista, baby"? Not even an "I'll kill you last"? Ugh!
I'll tell you, I have no idea what kind of governor she'd be, but she is never gonna make it as a guest on Leno.
Tags: Arnold Schwarzenegger, California, Jerry Brown, Meg Whitman, Movies
Submitted by Flasunbum.
Tags: California, Caption Challenge, Games and Challenges, Meg Whitman