From the Pork Barrel: Teabaggers Send the Racist Things

* Hey, remember that charming witchdoctor picture that Mary wrote about a few weeks ago? This guy knows what I'm talking about? (And, by "this guy," I mean "prominent conservative activist Dr. David McKalip.")

* Health Care Reform from the people who brought you Saw: Parts I thru XVI.

* This just in: Barack Obama hates the Socratic concept of "Law." Also, he's not so keen on "Order."

* Bob Barr likes watching his babies die. (But in a good way.)

* What the hell is going on over there in Iowa?

* Is Carrie Prejean actually going to be on the next season of The Apprentice? And what does that have to do with Meghan McCain? And, most importantly, why do I care?

Tags: Barack Obama, Bob Barr, Carrie Prejean, Health Care, House of Representatives, Iowa, Meghan McCain, Polls, Pork Barrel, Racism, Tea Party

Meghan McCain Sure Is in the Right Party

Finally, some closure on why Meghan McCain continues to identify herself as a Republican despite her very un-Republican-like belief systems.

She's a total fruit fly…

"Does it sound campy to say I love gay men?" asks Meghan McCain, sipping an iced tea at the nouveau-chic Hotel Palomar in Washington, D.C.'s Dupont Circle.

Not campy at all. In fact, it's the most Republicany-sounding thing she's said in months.

Except, usually, they tap it out in morse code with their feet.

^{* "Fruit fly," according to Urban Dictionary…}

Tags: LGBT, Meghan McCain, Republicans

Meghan McCain vs. Liz Cheney: Who Will Be the Next Ms. GOP?

The Battle Between the Blond-Haired, Blue-Eyed Daughters of the Republican Men Who Would Be President

Who will dethrone Ann Coulter and become the next blond-haired, blue-eyed white female face of the GOP?

Will it be the tattoo-donning, dressed in black, fan of punk music, twitter fanatic, pro sex, pro gay marriage, pro life, rabble rousing reformer, daughter of a maverick, Meghan McCain? Or will it be the tattoo-free, pastels clad, old school, water-boarding-enthusiast, married-with-children, daughter of of a water-boarding enthusiast Liz Cheney?

Let's take a look at how the two stack up…

	Meghan McCain	Liz Cheney
Sign	Libra/Scorpio (on the cusp)	Leo
Shade of Blond	Platinum	Ash
Current Bangs Status (CBS) and what they tell us	Meghan is in with the new and out with the old. She's modern and her bangs are too. They're long, dynamic, fluid and trendy	Cheney is a traditionalist and has the same exact hairstyle she did in 1978. (Actually, all four Cheneys stick to their roots when it comes to hairstyles.) They're short, full and were trendy in 1978.
Tattoos	One, a star on her foot, which she talks about a lot. Had her father won in New Hampshire, Meghan would have gotten a "Live Free or Die" tattoo.	None that we know of.
They Heart	Twitter (unlike her father, who prefers "a google")	Torture (just like her father)
Nicknames	Maverequette, the blond one	Warriorette, the family friendly one, babydick

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Tags: Ann Coulter, Dick Cheney, John McCain, Liz Cheney, Meghan McCain, Republicans

Grill, Grill or Grill: Ladies of Conservatism

Yesterday, we told you that we had to choose from amongst Carrie Prejean, Meghan McCain and Sarah Palin for whom we'd like to Grill (barbecue with), Grill (conduct a comprehensive interview with) or Grill (cover their teeth with some phat gold teeth).

Here's what we came up with…

Grill – Sarah Palin

The way we see it, if there was anybody in all of politics that you'd really want to fire up the charcoals with, it'd have to be Sarah Palin. (That is, unless you're some kind of a socialist vegetarian terrorist or something.)

Can you even imagine the kinds of animal flesh she'd bring to cook up? We've never eaten a grilled moose burger. Nor have we sampled marinated wolf shanks, snowy owl hot wings, or leg of polar bear. (And they'll be extinct before you know it, so we gotta eat them asap.)

Plus, word around the igloo is she makes her wieners with genuine long pork, whatever that is.

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Tags: Carrie Prejean, Grill (x3), Meghan McCain, Sarah Palin

Meghan McCain Is Pro-Sex

John McCain's 24-year-old daughter Meghan McCain was on The Colbert Report last night and told Stephen that she's pro-sex. Of course, anyone who thinks it's out of the ordinary for a Republican to be pro-sex obviously doesn't spend nearly enough time in airport bathrooms.

The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30pm / 10:30c.

Tags: Marriage Equality, Meghan McCain, Religion, Republicans, Sex, Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, Video