History Writ Large in Toilet Paper

Once again, history is made in the ladies bathroom…

"For the first time, there was a traffic jam in the Senate women's bathroom," [Sen. Amy Klobuchar] said. "There were five of us in there, and there are only two stalls."

Last week's election means a record 20 women will serve in the new Senate.

These women senators may think that a little line to for an empty toilet means that they're getting the full senatorial experience, but true equality won't be reached until they've been forced to use a stall recently vacated by Jon Tester.

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Kristen Schaal on Single Women Voting with Their Vaginas

"All vaginas have a sacred, almost mystical function… They attract husbands. After you're married, you hardly need one anymore." – Kristen Schaal

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The Worst David Petraeus Commentary Quiz

The David Petraeus-General John Allen-Paula Broadwell-Jill Kelley-Shirtless FBI Wingnut sex pentagon raises many questions: Which role will Julianne Moore play in the HBO movie? Can heterosexuals continue to be trusted to serve in our nation's military and clandestine services?  And perhaps most urgently, can people on the Internet resist the urge to be misogynistic twits for just one goddamned minute and enjoy the spectacle without succumbing to sexism, conspiracy mongery or general foolishness?

This quiz will help answer one of these questions. For each category, try to identify whether the statement is intended as comedy or represents un-self-aware douchebaggery…

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Poll Shows Election Destroying Americans' Personal Relationships

Are you one Facebook post away from never speaking to your mildly-racist uncle again? Ready to fly into a murderous the next time your bleeding-heart neighbor forwards you an Obama for America e-mail? The good news is that you're not alone…

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Quote Unquote: Tina Fey's Sanity

Tina Fey on a dominating theme of this year's election…

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"If I have to listen to one more grey-faced man with a $2 haircut explain to me what rape is, I'm going to lose my mind!"

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I sure hope she's being hyperbolic, because there's still twelve whole days till the election. I think we might just lose her.