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Bob Schieffer's Liberal Bias Revealed!
Michelle Malkin, truthmongerer, has compiled a blistering expose of Bob Schieffer's top seven moments of liberal bias.
Michelle, you are on to something. In fact, we've uncovered even more evidence that the final debate moderator is a raging liberal in unbiased clothing…
His middle name is Lloyd, just like this guy.
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Conservative Hashtag Games Are Ruining Twitter
Today Former White House Press Secretary Bill Burton attempted to start a hashtag game called #RomneyYachtNames. It's so unfunny and forced, it's exactly the kind of thing that would trend on Twitter. And it did, but not the way Bill Burton intended.
Conservatives hijacked the hashtag and soon started their own called #ObamaYachtNames. Never mind the fact that that barely makes sense. The stereotypes about Obama aren't that he's rich and owns yachts. That's Romney's thing. Obama is the elitist black liberation theology professor who eats kale with a side of dog, remember?!
But that's not the only conservative hashtag game that's caught in this week. Just in the past few days, the ones I've seen: #MorePopularThanObamaBudget, #ObamaInHistory, #ObamaFirsts, #LowerUnderObama,
#ObamaBedtimeStories, #HomophonesforObama. If you feel like punishing yourself, just scroll down @MichelleMalkin Twitter feed. Re-tweeting the unfunniest garbage tweets she can find is apparently a hobby of hers.Everyone in power deserves to be ridiculed. If that wasn't true, we'd be wasting our time with this blog (instead of just wasting your time with this blog). I don't have a problem with these hashtag games politically. I have a problem with these hashtag games comedically.
Click through to see some of the worst offenders…
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The Six Worst #ObamaCompositeGirlfriendNames Tweets
Vanity Fair published an article about young Barack Obama's New York girlfriends, in which it was revealed that college-age Obama was a pretentious character from a '90s Richard Linklater movie.
Conservatives online were furious to learn that the girlfriend character from Obama's memoir Dreams from My Father was actually a composite of several real life girlfriends. The anger and indignation inspired a hashtag game in the conservative Twitter-verse called #ObamaCompositeGirlfriendNames. It should come as no surprise that most of the entries were super lame. Here are five of the biggest groan-inducers…
Wilma Planwerk#ObamaCompositeGirlFriendNames
— Afterseven (@Afterseven) May 2, 2012
#ObamaCompositeGirlfriendNames Isnotta Myfault
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 2, 2012
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Jon Stewart on the Perpetual Victims at Fox News
Sorry, I don't have time to write a lengthy intro for this clip from last night's Daily Show. I've got to run and do some volunteer work at a shelter for oppressed and downtrodden conservative pundits.
The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11/10c.
Tags: Ann Coulter, Beck, Bernie Goldberg, Bill O'Reilly, Brian Kilmeade, Fox, Gretchen Carlson, Jon Stewart, Michelle Malkin, Sean Hannity, Steve Doocy, The Daily Show, Video -
The 2011 Biggest Douchebag Awards – The Nominees
Every year, starting about five minutes ago, we at Indecision choose a handful of lucky nominees for a handful of categories to be in the running for the very prestigious Biggest Douchebag Awards. This year, we are lucky to find ourselves being sponsored by Denis Leary's brand new, soon-to-drop Comedy Central special Douchebags & Donuts, which coincidentally has the word "douchebags" in its title. Synchronicity!
Here are the nominees. You choose the winners!
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The Biggest Douchebag in the Republican Party
More nominees after the jump.
Denis Leary's Douchebags & Donuts premiers on Comedy Central Sunday, January 16 at 10pm / 9c.
Tags: Ben Nelson, Bill Maher, Eric Cantor, Glenn Beck, Harry Reid, Hugo Chavez, Iran, Italy, James Carville, Joe Barton, John Edwards, John McCain, Juan Williams, Karl Rove, Keith Olbermann, Kim Jong Il, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Michael Moore, Michele Bachmann, Michelle Malkin, North Korea, Pat Robertson, Rahm Emanuel, Rod Blagojevich, Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin, Silvio Berlusconi, Venezuela, Zimbabwe
