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Colbert Offers Christine O'Donnell a Witch Test
As you've probably heard, Christine O'Donnell once admitted to dabbling in witchcraft as a youth. Well, big deal. Who among us didn't experiment with cult-like groups seeped in superstition and ancient beliefs at one point in our lives? For example, when I was 15, I was a Republican.
After the jump, Jon Stewart discusses the GOP infighting that followed Karl Rove's criticism of O'Donnell.
The Daily Show and Colbert Report air Monday through Thursday starting at 11pm / 10c.
Tags: Bill Maher, Christine O’Donnell, Delaware, Jon Stewart, Karl Rove, Masturbation, Michelle Malkin, Monty Python, Senate, Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Video -
Republicans Are Spiders from Mars, Teabaggers Are from the Planet of the Starfish
Regardless of what sorts of acts of contrition dissenters like Karl Rove are forced to deliver in the public square, there's no denying that there's a lot of tension right now between the Republican Party and the pitiless inhuman Tea Party monster it created and ultimately lost control over. And who would win a battle to the death between the two? Who can say? But if this video is anywhere close to the mark, it should be a very creepy fight…
Okay, so I get the part about the Tea Party being brainless and slimy, and I also get the part about the GOP being poisonous and icky, but I think the finer points might have been lost on me because Eeeewwwww…
(via Andrew Sullivan)
Tags: Christine O’Donnell, Karl Rove, Michelle Malkin, Republicans, Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin, Tea Party -
Michelle Malkin Loves Non-Facts
Everyone's favorite hysterical reactionary, Michelle Malkin, has many dumb things to say, all the time. This week, she took aim at Hungarian-born Jewish billionaire investor and Obama supporter George Soros, who donated $100 million to international nonprofit Human Rights Watch.Malkin writes, "The anti-Israel bias of HRW is so brazen that liberal lawyer Alan Dershowitz took to the blogosphere to denounce it," conveniently neglecting to mention that Alan Dershowitz thinks everyone who does not agree with his every thought is, in fact, a bloodthirsty anti-Semite. Malkin then directs folks to this "must-read" by Ezra Levant, which reads, in part…
When the Nazis took total control of Hungary in 1944, the Holocaust followed. In two months, 440,000 Hungarian Jews were deported to death camps.
To survive, George, then a teenager, collaborated with the Nazis.
First, he worked for the Judenrat. That was the Jewish council set up by the Nazis to do their dirty work for them. Instead of the Nazis rounding up Jews every day for the trains, they delegated that murderous task to Jews who were willing to do it to survive another day at the expense of their neighbours.
Levant later adds, "By collaborating with the Nazis, George survived the Holocaust. He turned on other Jews to spare himself."
Here's an exciting thought. Let's see what Soros himself actually says about that time, in a handy-dandy 1994 interview with The New Republic…
Tags: Abu Ghraib, Michelle Malkin, Nazis, WWII -
Stephen Colbert Fills Out His Census Form on T.V. so as Not to Be Drone Missiled by the U.N.
Oh my God! The census form is coming from inside the house! From inside the house! Get out of there before or you'll be counted for sure! Run!!!!
The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30pm / 10:30c.
Tags: Census, Glenn Beck, House of Representatives, Immigration, Michele Bachmann, Michelle Malkin, Military, Racism, Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, United Nations -
Stephen Colbert Re-Brands "Reconciliation" as "Legislative Gangbang"
Let's face it. Words really are nothing more than sounds that east coast, big city, lesbian poets make in coffee houses to get people to snap their fingers in agreement. Or scribbles that big university academics make on pieces of mashed up wood so that they can pretend they're better than you. What I'm saying is, words are elitist, and if you're reading these words, you might want to consider punching yourself in the face, you liberal pansy.
But words don't need to be elitist. Let's take back words from the word-mongers! Let's re-brand them as something a little more manly, a little more American. Like, "info-grunts." Or "idehowls."
Stephen Colbert knows what I'm info-grunting about…
The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30pm / 10:30c.
Tags: Fox, Health Care, House of Representatives, Michelle Malkin, Republicans, Rush Limbaugh, Senate, Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, Video
