Judge Roberts pointed the Bible the wrong direction and now Beyonce is president. Rules are rules.
— Mark Agee (@MarkAgee) January 21, 2013
It was hard to tell if that was actually Beyonce singing the National Anthem since we never saw her thighs.
— Michelle Wolf (@michelleisawolf) January 21, 2013
Tags: Barack Obama, Beyonce, Inauguration, Jay-Z, Joe Biden, Michelle Obama, Tweet Roundup
Inauguration ball date needed
I want to go to an innauguration ball at the La'Plaza hotel. The ticket is like 85-100 bucks, the hotel room is like 250.00. I would like to dress up and go with a gentlemen that wants to go out with a classy, witty, woman to this event. I would like to get dressed up, meet you, dance and drink all night and then retire to the hotel room. I guarantee you will have a great time. I am not saying that sex is involved.
Not only is she not saying sex is involved, this was listed under "Strictly Platonic," so there you have it. Strictly platonic retiring to the hotel room. Maybe she means actual retirement. Maybe this is an innovative lobbying effort from the AARP.
Tags: Fashion, Inauguration, Men & Women, Michelle Obama, Sex, Washington DC