* Your pet says a lot about what kind of political animal you are, from Animal Planet.
* Were we supposed to come to any sort of conclusion about last night's results? The Onion says no.
* Funny or Die's Super Tuesday spin room is dizzyingly funny.
* Here's a new alcoholic drink you're going to want to throw up at the end of the night.
* Mother Jones article or Walking Dead fan fiction?
* It's a Free Country does a live video broadcast of Super Tuesday featuring comedian Baratunde Thurston.
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