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Politically-Charged Mother's Day Cards for Your Politically-Charged Mom
You know what the most annoying thing about Mother's Day is? It's usually so goddamned hyper nonpartisan! Who can put up with that kind of obnoxious nonpartisanship in today's political climate. Not your mom. Or, at least, she shouldn't have to.
And she won't have to! Not while we're providing you with these special politically-charged Mother's Day cards. There's one for every political ideology of the rainbow…
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For Democratic Moms
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For Republican Moms
More politically-charged Mother's Day cards after the jump…
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Don't Forget Mother's Day This Weekend, Sweetheart. We're Not Nagging, We're Not Nagging, Jeesh!
Just a reminder, in case you forgot since we reminded you earlier this week: It's Mother's Day this Sunday.
And even though your mom votes as her preacher tells her to, refuses to acknowledge that your brother is gay, and still refers to the former president as "That poor, poor George Bush… what the liberal media did to him…," that doesn't mean she's undeserving of a Mother's Day card.
And, since you were probably too busy having unprotected sex and staying up till all hours doing God knows what to remember to buy her a card, we had a couple made for you…
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Mother's Day Cards That Will Make Your Mother Actually Love You For Real Finally
Having difficulties finding just the right Mother's Day card to express exactly how you're feeling about your mom this year?
We thought so. That's why we made these for you and yours.
Tell you mom we said hi…
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