MoveOn Wants President Obama to MoveAway from Offshore Drilling

MoveOn.org has apparently not heard that offshore drilling is completely safe and that today's technologically very advanced oil rigs generally don't cause oil spills…

Tags: Barack Obama, Energy & Oil, Environment, MoveOn

We Are the Ones Glenn Beck Has Been Waiting For

This personalized video thing from MoveOn actually comes out better if you just go there yourself and let it suck information from your Facebook account (most likely so that it can keep you on file for whatever radical socialist community organizing plans MoveOn has up its sleeve).

But, if you're not willing to hand that information over to the communists just yet, you can get an general idea of it here…

(via Tobey Farts)

Tags: Conspiracies, Fox, Glenn Beck, MoveOn

The Public Option Is Good for America, Looks a Lot Like Rollergirl

Progressives have been trying really hard to make American voters lose their negative opinions of a public option in health care and instead want to have sex with it.

This ad, I think, should work just right…

I wonder who they'll get to play Obama's next stimulus package.

Tags: Health, Health Care, MoveOn, Sex

Help Protect Health Insurance Executives from Barack Obama

Here's MoveOn's new anti-anti-health care reform PSA starring Ron Burgundy, Don Draper, Lieutenant Dangle and a bunch of people whose names I can't remember right now…

Tags: Health Care, MoveOn

The Year That Was Two Thousand and Eight: Some of Our Favorite Posts

As it's the end of the year, and it seems as though we're all supposed to look back fondly on stuff or something like that, we thought it appropriate to make a nice little list of some of our favorite of each others' posts from 2008.

Considering that this post will be the 4,556th one we've published, you can probably imagine how difficult a task this was for us. But these are some of the ones that stuck out in our minds…

Gonzalo Cordova
MoveOn.org Needs to MoveOn.org Already

Dennis DiClaudio
Booing John McCain: A Short Play

Karen Lurie
John McCain's Guide to Training Women in the Workplace

Eric March
This Fall, John McCain Dies for Our Sins. Forever. Again.

Mary Phillips-Sandy
Gutsy Half-Hour Revolt Earns One Reporter Thirty Inane Seconds with Sarah Palin

G. Xavier Robillard
Expatriate Clinton Donor Expatriates Herself to John McCain

Dylan Ris
The Following 5 Democrats and 8 Republicans Called Sarah Palin a Pig and Hate Women in General

Ethan Ris
Scofflaw Homeless People Flagrantly Vote in Ohio

Matthew Tobey
Dennis Miller Is the Tigris and Euphrates of Outrage-Incitement

David Waters
Proven Winner Ralph Nader Gives Obama Golden Political Advice

And we'd be remiss if we didn't also take note of our very early April endorsement of Alan Keyes for president.

See you all in 2009.

Tags: Alan Keyes, Barack Obama, Dennis Miller, John McCain, Lynn Forester de Rothschild, MoveOn, Ralph Nader, Sarah Palin