The Daily Show on the End of the War in Iraq

I'm not exactly sure why Republicans are so upset about the long-overdue end of the war in Iraq. Don't they realize that this frees up all the resources President Bachmann will need for sending troops into Iran?

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Our Endorsements: He's Baraaack!

* Alphacat helps Barak Obama define his campaign message.

* Afghanistan forever, from The Onion.

* Buzzfeed has a fresh take on the 1%.

* Who wants to bean a millionaire? From Funny or Die.

* Romney fits like a Mitt! Some campaign slogans from National Lampoon.

* Gaddafi cards, from Someecards and Laughing Squid.

 

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From the Pork Barrel: Rick Santorum, the Willing Martyr

* Rick Santorum says that he would gladly give his life to prevent gay marriage. Not exactly sure how that would work. Like, maybe he'd die swallowing the pen the President was going to use to sign the gay marriage bill?

* Condoleezza Rice wistfully recalls the night Muammar Qaddafi invited her back to his fuck tent.

* Old man McCain tells those kids to quit fighting or else.

* Steve Jobs offers his auguries for President Obama from beyond the pale of death.

* Whoops! Looks like the Koch Brothers accidentally paid for real climate science. I'll bet their faces are red!

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The Daily Show on the Fall of Muammar Qaddafi

I'm gonna have to say that if the news of your violent death causes nationwide celebration in the country you ruled and praise for France from U.S. Republicans, you're probably doing something wrong.

Coverage continues with John Oliver and Libyan Ambassador Ali Suleiman Aujali after the jump.

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Quote Unquote: Mount Rushmore

Andrew Sullivan on President Obama's track record with regards to killing bad people in faraway places…

"To rid the world of Osama bin Laden, Anwar al-Awlaki and Moammar Qaddafi within six months: if Obama were a Republican, he'd be on Mount Rushmore by now."

Well, luckily for everybody, Obama is a Democrat, so we're free to hand all the credit off to other countries. Which is nice because it means we're finally exporting something besides jobs.

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