* Alphacat helps Barak Obama define his campaign message.

* Afghanistan forever, from The Onion.

* Buzzfeed has a fresh take on the 1%.

* Who wants to bean a millionaire? From Funny or Die.

* Romney fits like a Mitt! Some campaign slogans from National Lampoon.

* Gaddafi cards, from Someecards and Laughing Squid.

* In honor of tomorrow's debate, here's National Lampoon's list of nine non-crazy things said at the last one.

* Funny or Die Occupies Wall Street.

* Congress finally addresses the nation's lack of dogwear laws, from  The Onion

* College Humor's hipster Abraham Lincoln.

* A different people's history of the United States, via Buzzfeed.