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Stephen Colbert on Herman Cain's Electrified Fence

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Oct 19, 2011 03:13 PM by Dennis DiClaudio | Comments:

Look, obviously, the electrified fence idea was a joke. Obviously! Everybody knows that attempting to electrocute illegal immigrants will only result in providing them with electricity-based super powers which they will then use against us in Spanish-language Telemundo programs.

What we need is a border fence made out of molten lava.

The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30/10:30c.

Tags: Adolf Hitler, Herman Cain, Immigration, Nazis, Primaries, Republicans, Stephen Colbert, Taxes, The Colbert Report, Video

Jon Stewart on Occupy Wall Street vs. The Tea Party

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Oct 6, 2011 11:27 AM by Dennis DiClaudio | Comments:

Look, these comparisons between the two major protest movements of the past few years are waaaay off base. The hippies at Occupy Wall Street don't have their shit together nearly as well the Tea Party people. As far as I can tell, they haven't even nailed down any corporate sponsorship yet…

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11/10c.

Tags: Banks, Economy, Fox, House of Representatives, Jon Stewart, Nazis, Occupy Wall Street, Protesters, Sean Hannity, Senate, Steve Doocy, Tea Party, The Daily Show, Video

#SnarkWeek: Great Moments in U.S. Political Snark – "The Dining Room Table"

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Aug 2, 2011 04:58 PM by Dennis DiClaudio | Comments:

All this week, Indecision will be celebrating Michael Ian Black's new stand-up special and #SnarkWeek with a collection of the snarkiest moments in U.S. political history.

The day is August 18th, 2009. The country has been overtaken by a virulent strain of Town Hall Fever. All across the nation, otherwise polite and mild-mannered citizens are descending like zombies upon congressional district town hall meetings intent on yelling and screaming and disrupting proceedings. All for… some end or other. Who knows? The rationale is somewhat inscrutable.

But tonight, in this small hall in Massachusetts's 4th district, snark history is about to be made. Rachel Brown — a young political devotee of left-wing extremist Lyndon LaRouche — waits in a queue of people, photo of President Obama with a Hitler mustache in hand, for her chance to speak to her representative, outspoken House veteran Barney Frank. The line moves. It moves again. She's getting closer. And closer. Finally, the microphone is just before her quivering lips.

"Why do you continue to support a Nazi policy as Obama has expressly supported this policy?" she manages to get out before Rep. Frank interrupts.

"When you ask me that question, I'm going to revert to my ethnic heritage and ask you a question. On what planet do you spend most of your time?" Frank says. "You stand there with a picture of the president defaced to look like Hitler and compare the effort to increase health care to the Nazis… Trying to have a conversation with you would be like trying to argue with a dining room table. I have no interest in doing it."

Wild applause from the room. The internet is in no time resplendent with dining room table jokes. Frank later agrees to an hour-long public conversation with said dining room table.

Be sure to visit cc.com/standup for all your #SnarkWeek needs, and don't miss the premiere of Michael Ian Black: Very Famous Saturday August 6 at 11/10c.

Tags: Barney Frank, House of Representatives, Lyndon Larouche, Massachusetts, Nazis, Rachel Brown, Snark Week

"Captain America" & "Atlas Shrugged" – Movies That Are Saving America

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May 5, 2011 03:48 PM by Dennis DiClaudio | Comments:

Don't get me wrong; I'm sure these are both great movies that are really doing a lot for this country that we all love so very much. I just wish Stephen could have made a little room for this thoughtful metaphor for the nation that our children will be inheriting…