New Old News: Elizabeth Warren vs. Timothy Geithner

Hey, did you hear about the fight between Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner and Congressional Oversight Panel chair Elizabeth Warren over who gets to lead the new Consumer Financial Protection Bureau?

Oh. Huh.

Well, it's happening.

Totally seriously.

Here's Warren talking about the urgency of Wall Street reform six months ago on The Daily Show.

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.

New Old News: Gay Marriage in Argentina

Now that Argentina has legalized gay marriage, it has officially become the Massachusetts of South America. Which means an invasion of irritating Ivy Leaguers, chowder that tastes like lamb dick and insidious gayness is surely on the horizon…

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.

New Old News: Bristol and Levi's Wedding

It's official! Bristol Palin and Levi Johnson are tying the knot!  What a perfect end to a fairy tale romance. It's Snow White and Prince Alaska! Cinderella and the ATV dealer! Sleeping Beauty and the teenage hockey player who knocked her up!

Of course, it wasn't always tiaras and primroses. There was a time, not too long ago, when the couple faced a difficult, um… decision? Set of alternatives? Shoot. What's the word I'm looking for?

Republicans, help me out here…

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.

New Old News: Memorial Day

This weekend we pay tribute to the brave men and women who risk their lives to defend the United States of America — and what better way to celebrate them than with old footage of Rob Riggle stomping some hippies.

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.

New Old News: The Blame Game

Good news, everybody! The "top kill" effort to plug the oil spill in the gulf appears to be working.

Finally, we can focus on what really matters in the wake of this disaster: deciding who the f**k is to blame.

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.