Last week Roberta Roszkowski of Stow, OH wrote to the Stow Sentry…
FOR YEARS I HAVE PUT UP WITH MOWING MY LAWN AND STEPPING IN SOMEONE'S PET'S PERSONAL "DELIVERY." FINALLY I PUT UP A SIGN THAT SAYS, "MY PET DOES NOT POOP IN YOUR YARD, KEEP YOURS OFF MINE."
Barack Obama currently owns a dog.
Previously: OhioWatch 2012: Parsing the Jello
Tags: Election Day 2012, Ohio, OhioWatch 2012, Puppies!
Gonzalo Cordova: Obama will win the Electoral College and Mitt Romney will win the popular vote, marking the first time during this entire election that Mitt Romney has been considered popular.
Lisa Beth Johnson: My Election Day prediction is a "choose your own adventure" kind of thing. You walk into a voting booth with two options: President Obama or Mitt Romney. If you choose President Obama, when you walk out of the polling place you will find a $100 bill that I definitely did not put there. If you vote for Mitt Romney, when you walk outside you will get stung by a wasp and flail wildly, causing you fall into a pit of vipers that I also definitely did not put there. Final answer is Obama over Romney, 281-257.
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Election Day is terrifying! Your candidate might lose! What's worse, a candidate you don't like might win! Fear not, Republican friends, our handy guide will help you get through the stress of the next twenty-four hours. (It better not be more than twenty-four hours.)
Tags: Election Day 2012, Election Day Survival Guide, Meat Loaf, Mitt Romney, Ohio, Republicans