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  • The Colbert Report's Top 25 AmericErotic PatrioPhilia Clips for Producing JingOrgasms, #15-#11

    As the world celebrates America's birthday, it's the perfect time to immerse oneself in the heroism of a man who's not afraid to shove his patriotism into America's collective orifice like a big piece of birthday cake. And that's why we're bringing you The Colbert Report's Top 25 AmericErotic PatrioPhilia Clips for Producing JingOrgasms. We'll be rolling five clips out every day till July 4th. Here now are the next five (and here are the previous ten):

    #15. The Colbert Report: National Anthem in Philly
    Stephen sings the Star-Spangled Banner with John Legend.

    #14. The Colbert Report: Eagle Porn
    Stephen shows Stephen Jr. two eagles going at it — American style!

    #13. The Colbert Report: Difference Makers – Tim Donnelly
    Difference Maker Tim Donnelly rallies 100 citizens to sing the national anthem — in English.

    #12. The Colbert Report: Colbert Cruise – Write Off
    The theme of this Colbert Cruise: The Fight to Take Back America! Morals and Family on the High Seas

    #11. The Colbert Report: Smokin' Pole – The Fight for Arctic Riches
    Stephen makes the theme to "Hockey Night in Canada" as American as possible.

    VIEW CLIPS #10 -#6


    Tags: Patriotism, Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report
  • The Colbert Report's Top 25 AmericErotic PatrioPhilia Clips for Producing JingOrgasms, #20-#16

    As the world celebrates America's birthday, it's the perfect time to immerse oneself in the heroism of a man who's not afraid to shove his patriotism into America's collective orifice like a big piece of birthday cake. And that's why we're bringing you The Colbert Report's Top 25 AmericErotic PatrioPhilia Clips for Producing JingOrgasms. We'll be rolling five clips out every day till July 4th. Here now are the next five (and here are the previous five):

    #20. The Colbert Report: World Baseball Classic
    Stephen explains how a win for Japan in the World Baseball Classic is a win for America. USA! USA!

    #19. The Colbert Report: Toby Keith
    Toby Keith tells Stephen he'll put a bald-headed eagle up Hollywood's ass before he gets broken.

    #18. The Colbert Report: Huckabee's Still In It!
    Mike Huckabee thinks he can score with Texas, and Stephen accepts his challenge. Game on!

    #17. The Colbert Report: The Word – English
    The Star-Spangled Banner in Spanish? Next thing you know they'll be translating the Bible. God wrote it in English for a reason.

    #16. The Colbert Report: I Am America
    Stephen has a dream…that you will buy his book.

    VIEW CLIPS #15 – #11


    Tags: Patriotism, Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report
  • The Colbert Report's Top 25 AmericErotic PatrioPhilia Clips for Producing JingOrgasms, #25-#21

    As the world celebrates America's birthday, it's the perfect time to immerse oneself in the heroism of a man who's not afraid to shove his patriotism into America's collective orifice like a big piece of birthday cake. And that's why we're bringing you The Colbert Report's Top 25 AmericErotic PatrioPhilia Clips for Producing JingOrgasms. We'll be rolling five clips out every day till July 4th. Here now are the first five:

    25. The Colbert Report: Fract – The American Flag
    Which flag is the most popular flag in all 50 states?



    24. The Colbert Report: Jan Schakowsky
    Eat it, Kobayashi! When an American wins a hot dog eating contest, it strengthens every patriot's gut

    23. The Colbert Report: Difference Makers – Nitro Girl
    Nitro Girl is a statue that embodies the classic trifecta of patriotism — height, sexiness and, of course, nitrogen.

    22. The Colbert Report: Flagburning
    Is there no one who loves our flag enough to burn one just to remind us how horrible flagburning is?

    21. The Colbert Report: Big Loud Flag
    What is more patriotic than a businessman, at his Las Vegas Hummer dealership, standing before a giant American flag at sunrise? Stephen's big loud flag!

    VIEW CLIPS #20 – #16


    Tags: Patriotism, Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report
  • End Up Like a Dog That's Been Beat Too Much

    The Official Website of America doesn't let us forget what we're fighting for — Old Hickory, friendly people, hamburger…and of course, MIDI Springsteen!

    Tags: Andrew Jackson, Patriotism