Patton Oswalt's LiveBlog

PENIEL Joseph? What a horrible name for a handsome bald man to have. And to have gone through Brandeis with that moniker? You, dear reader, are gazing upon a champion.

Patton Oswalt's LiveBlog

My God, PBS has cloned Rachel Maddow!

Patton Oswalt's LiveBlog

9:23p: Dan Rather:

"In poker terms, what John McCain is doing is trying to draw the proverbial inside straight. In Magic: The Gathering terms, he's attacking an Ice Wyvvyrn with a Hedge Dwarf. In 'male runaways I've got locked in my basement' terms, he's trying to chew through the restraining collar while wearing punishment socks."

Patton Oswalt's LiveBlog

I love Nate Silver, and his website — www.538.com — but what puts me over the top for him is that he looks like he's on the GREATEST METH EVER MADE.

Patton Oswalt's LiveBlog

9:07p: I think Osama bin Laden is hiding inside William Bennett's head.

9:06p: Senate majority! Time for a shot!

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