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Peter Orszag
  • Words I Never Thought I'd Type: Peter Orszag's Sexcapades

    peter-orszag-vertHe seemed so sweet and wholesome when he dropped by the Daily Show to talk about his job at the Office of Management and Budget, but it turns out Peter Orszag is a naughty, naughty man

    White House budget director Peter Orszag's ex, shipping heiress Claire Milonas, gave birth to little Tatiana Zoe in New York Nov. 17. That was just six weeks before Orzsag and ABC news babe Bianna Golodryga gleefully announced their engagement on national TV and in the press.

    Orszag and Milonas, the daughter of New York-based Greek shipping magnate Spiros Milonas, were a serious item when he met the stunning Golodgryga at the White House correspondents' dinner.

    "Claire told Peter she was pregnant, and he said he'd marry her — and then something went wrong," a source close to the situation told The Post.

    "Orszag knocked up (Claire) and now is dumping her to marry Bianna," another insider said.

    In light of this revelation President Obama should remove Peter Orszag from the budget office immediately, and transfer him to the Office of Explaining How Nearsighted Numbers Nerds Can Get So Much Hot, Sexy Action.

    Tags: Babies, Barack Obama, Peter Orszag, Sex
  • Obama's Budget Director Talks Budgety Stuff

    You know we're in some weird scary times when the new administration's Director of the Office of Management and Budget gets a two-part interview on a basic cable show that adds fart noises to footage of politicians.

    Congratulations, Peter Orszag. You're a star. A big, bright, shining star…

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    Tags: Economy, Jon Stewart, Peter Orszag, The Daily Show
  • White House Budget Director Prefers One Gross-Tasting Soda to Other Gross-Tasting Soda

    I find this revelation from Peter Orszag, Director of the Office of Management and Budget — obtained during a session of the Senate Finance Committee yesterday — deeply disturbing

    Sen. TOM CARPER, D-Del.: We do — we need to find out what you're drinking. And…


    ORSZAG: I will — I hope this isn't product placement, but this is Diet Coke. Apparently there's a big controversy that has broken out between Diet Pepsi and Diet Coke and what members of the administration drink what, but that's Diet Coke.

    CARPER: Do you go back and forth or are you just a straight Diet Coke…

    ORSZAG: No, I'm a Diet Coke guy.


    CARPER: All right. All right. I'm glad we got that on the record.

    Diet Coke tastes like ass. No, I take that back. It tastes like diet ass.

    And we're trusting the nation's budget to a guy who vouches for the taste of diet ass while under oath in congressional hearings.

    No wonder the economy's going to shit.

    Tags: Delaware, Economy, Peter Orszag, Senate, Tom Carper