Despite Campaign of Hope, America Still Too Sexist to Change

Bow your heads, America.  Despite a spirited campaign that left shattered glass and dead moose everywhere it went, reality has set in: America is still too sexist for a female vice-president.

If not now, when America??  How dare you vote for Barack Obama just because Sarah Palin is a woman?  She wasn't even convicted in that Troopergate thing for crying out loud!

Looks like we're going to have to wait until 2012 for women to get a fair share in this country.  Michelle Malkin, Phyllis Schlafly, we're looking at you.