You know, if Barack Obama is going to do this to Catholic Americans, the least he can do is wear a condom.
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I suppose anyone who's had the thought, "I should be in charge of America," and actually went through with it is probably a dick in some capacity.
Until we meet a Glenn…
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All this Qaddafi-related strife in Libya comes as an even bigger surprise for most guys when they first realize that a 'Libya' isn't just another female body part they don't understand.
Huckabee is starting to make Sheen look like a real Gibson. Charles Gibson, respected journalist and host of Good Morning America and World News with Charles Gibson, that is.
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It's times like these that remind you why you became a GOP-themed crossword puzzle maker.
Sounds like somebody's got Pope envy.
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