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  • Jenna Jameson Endorses Romney, Ron Jeremy Backs Obama

    You know things are bad for the Obama administration when the nation's blow job creators have turned against him.

    Speaking to a CBS reporter at San Francisco strip club, the former pornographic actress expressed enthusiasm for a Romney administration…

    "I'm very looking forward to a Republican being back in office," Jameson said while sipping champagne in a VIP room at Gold Club in the city's South of Market neighborhood. "When you're rich, you want a Republican in office."

    You have to respect her honesty. And (political) flexibility, since Jameson backed Hillary Clinton in 2008 and expressed concerns about Republican efforts to "put their crosshairs on the adult industry," as Mitt Romney has previously proposed. Perhaps she feels some affinity for former private equity CEO, since both spent parts of their career screwing people for money, before moving on to less reputable work in television and politics, respectively.

    Not all hope is lost for the Obama campaign when it comes to the all-important adult film actor demographic, however. While praising Romney as a "really, really good father," Ron Jeremy nevertheless expressed his preference for re-electing Barack Obama.

    Deciding which lever to pull on Election Day is going to be very difficult for the kinds of undecided voters who spend most of their time pulling on their own.

    Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images Entertainment/Getty Images


    Tags: Barack Obama, Mitt Romney, Porn, Sex
  • Porn Watching Missile Defense Workers Told to Keep Their Rockets Siloed

    Rarely is the question asked, is that an Aegis BMD/SM-3 missile in your pants or are you just a Missile Defense Agency employee with a pornography habit? Yet this exact issue was discussed by the MDA's Executive Director John James Jr. in a memo informing defense employees that "blast-off" should not be a dirty euphemism when you work for the nation's line of defense against incoming ICBMs…

    "Specifically, there have been instances of employees and contractors accessing websites, or transmitting messages, containing pornographic or sexually explicit images," James wrote in the July 27 memo obtained by Bloomberg News.

    "These actions are not only unprofessional, they reflect time taken away from designated duties, are in clear violation of federal and DoD and regulations, consume network resources and can compromise the security of the network though the introduction of malware or malicious code," he wrote.

    Porn is supposed to be the one sexual activity that doesn't result in infections! Yet according to one cybersecurity expert, foreign intelligence services routinely embed porn websites with code that allows them to harvest data from government computers.

    At least in the moments we all die a fiery death in a North Korean nuclear attack, we will know to blame the folks in Arlington, who were focused on keeping the wrong missiles up.

    Photo Handout/Getty Images News/Getty Images


    Tags: Department of Defense, Pentagon, Porn
  • Mitt Romney to Take the Porn from Our Cold Dead Hairy Palms

    Conservatives often run on personal freedoms: the freedom to own guns, the freedom to run your business as you see fit, the freedom of religious organizations to hire employees based on their beliefs. But what about the freedom to watch people make loveless love?

    The Daily Caller talked to Patrick Trueman, the president of Morality in the Media and a former Justice Department official, who claims the Romney campaign assured him that his administration would crack down on pornography…

    Trueman, the president of Morality in Media, contacted the Romney campaign earlier this year about the "untreated pandemic" of Internet pornography. "They got back to us right away," he said.

    "[Romney foreign and legal policy director Alex] Wong assured us that Romney is very concerned with this, and that if he’s elected these laws will be enforced," Trueman told TheDC. "They promised to vigorously enforce federal adult obscenity laws."

    Republicans support the invisible hand of the free market as long as it's not touching itself. It's two birds in one stone: You get rid of pornography and you throw the Obama's in jail for committing a public sex act on camera.

    The Romney campaign refused to comment on the story, probably because coming out against pornography is like coming out against watching Storage Wars — it's something most guys do but no one is proud of.

    Like with Mitt Romney's taxes, just because it's shameful doesn't mean it's illegal.

    Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images News/Getty Images


    Tags: Mitt Romney, Porn
  • Bill Clinton Hanging Out with Porn Stars in Monaco

    Here is a picture of Bill Clinton hanging out with porn stars Tasha Reign and Brooklyn Lee (plus another woman whom the Internet does not seem to recognize) in Monaco a few nights ago

    Clearly, we are all living in Bill Clinton's brightest timeline.

    (Photo via Reddit)


    Tags: Bill Clinton, Monaco, Porn, Sex
  • Quote Unquote: Hef on Sex

    Hugh Hefner in "The War Against Sex," a rare political editorial of his in the new issue of Playboy
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    "If these zealots have their way, our hard-won sexual liberation — women's rights, reproductive rights and rights to privacy — lie in peril. We won't let that happen… Welcome to the new sexual revolution."

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    I wonder how concerned he is that this will alienate his hardcore conservative Christian fan base.


    Tags: Hugh Hefner, Porn, Quote Unquote, Sex