Porn Stars Come Out Against Rick Santorum

Some well known pornographers — Allie Haze, Chastity Lynn, Chanel Preston and, um, Jerry — have released a video that is totally SFW despite frequent use of the word "Santorum."

Actually, I can't vouch for the porn starriness of any of these people, so I'm taking it on the video's faith that they are in fact porn stars. And I know that probably comes off as a lame attempt on my part to pretend like I don't watch pornography. On the contrary, I don't know them because none of them are… Well, you see…

Let's just say that none of them appear to have had animal parts grafted onto their persons.

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Our Endorsements: Jimmy Kimmel Weighs In on Pink Balls

* Jimmy Kimmel has Rick Santorum's "brother" on the show to talk about pink balls.

* President Obama's ears and stoic attitude make a lot more sense now.

* Brought to you by Jest.com, porn stars for Santorum?

* The best 1940 census facts, from HuffPo Comedy.

* The quantum politics of Mitt Romney is a silly string theory, from the New York Times.

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Our Endorsements: Chick-fil-A's Politics Are a Drag

* Three beautiful drag queens go Wilson Phillips about the moral dilemma of eating at Chick-fil-A.

* Reasons why Rick Santorum is waging  a war on porn, from Funny or Die.

* Sara Benincasa warns Republicans about Maverick John McCain (he's gone rogue!).

* From College Humor, an updated version of Monopoly to reflect these trying times.

* NSFW compilation of bad words spoken by Ed Harris as John McCain in Game Change.

* Did you catch Springsteen's rousing performance of "Death to My Hometown" on Jimmy Fallon?

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Meghan McCain Not a Lesbian, According to Weird Playboy Interview

Well, it looks like the 2008 campaign reunion tour has finally reached its inevitable conclusion. Someone posed in Playboy. And, shockingly, it wasn't even a Palin.

It was a McCain…

Meghan McCain kept her clothes on when she posed for the April issue of Playboy. But no subject — including her sex life — was off limits…

"I'm not a lesbian, if that's what you're asking," she said in the racy interview. "I'd be the first person to tell the world I was gay. I'm not private about anything… I'm strictly dickly. I can't help it. I love sex and I love men."

In true patriotic form, she appeared in the issue in a red, low-cut sequin dress and blue stilettos while splayed on white satin sheets.

Well, that sounds tasteful. I'm glad McCain has put those dumb blond rumors to bed by posing in a magazine of dumb blondes in bed.

Incidentally, "Strictly Dickly" is also the name of Dick Cheney's new conservative talk show.

Now that McCain has set the trend of "serious" political commentators posing in skin mags, perhaps we'll finally get to see James Carville oil up that sexy scalp of his and stretch out on a bearskin rug.

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Tweet Untweet: Santorum Alienates the Other Half

Rick Santorum wants to ban pornography? I guess he doesn't want any men voting for him either.

— Erik Tanouye (@toyns) March 16, 2012

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