What the Hell Is Boxing Day?

Happy Boxing Day, everyone! For those of you wondering what the hell Boxing Day is, you are in the right place.

But first let's discuss what the hell Boxing Day is not.

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OhioWatch 2012: The Dog Issue

Last week Roberta Roszkowski of Stow, OH wrote to the Stow Sentry…

FOR YEARS I HAVE PUT UP WITH MOWING MY LAWN AND STEPPING IN SOMEONE'S PET'S PERSONAL "DELIVERY." FINALLY I PUT UP A SIGN THAT SAYS, "MY PET DOES NOT POOP IN YOUR YARD, KEEP YOURS OFF MINE."

Barack Obama currently owns a dog.

Developing…

Previously: OhioWatch 2012: Parsing the Jello

What Kind of Dog Is Claire McCaskill?

As you've no doubt heard, Todd Akin has been catching some heat for comparing his opponent Sen. Claire McCaskill to a dog. Well, Akin's adviser — in an apparent attempt to smooth things over with angry voters — tweeted this out a little while ago…

If Claire McCaskill were a dog, she'd be a "Bullshitsu",

— Rick Tyler (@rickwtyler) October 22, 2012

We saw that, and we were like, "Heeeeyyyyyyy… Not only is that incredibly offensive, but it also kind of looks like fun." So we decided to put together a list of other possible dog breeds that Sen. McCaskill might be…

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Barack Obama Ready for Backup Career as Dog Sitter

Good news and bad news in the newest round of polling for the president. For the first time since the start of the general election, Mitt Romney leads the president by .8% in an average of national polls. Fortunately, the president will not want for alternate career opportunities, according to the results of an Esquire/Yahoo! News poll.

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Quote Unquote: Secretary of Dog Catching

In the wake of recent Bain Capital revelations, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid speculates on Mitt Romney's theoretical ability to be theoretically confirmed to a theoretical cabinet position by the Senate…

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"He not only couldn't be confirmed as a cabinet secretary, he couldn't be confirmed as dog catcher."

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Be that as it may, I don't think either of these two presidential candidates should placed in any kind of position of authority over dogs.