From the Pork Barrel: A Working Lunch

* The White House just tweeted this photo, in an obvious attempt to show voters that the President is so dedicated to his job that he's taking his meals in the Oval Office.

* Michele Bachmann unveils the liberal lamestream media's transparent scheme to win the health care battle by complimenting Anthony Kennedy for his dreamy transfixing eyes (or something not all that much less silly).

* While we're on the subject of Enquirer-esque revelations from Rep. Bachmann, have you heard about all those Muslim Brotherhood agents who have infiltrated in the DOJ, Homeland Security and NIA?

* A Politico reporter was suspended for making distasteful sensational remarks about a presidential candidate. Odd. Normally, they're given promotions.

* Don't forget to download our Election Companion App for iPhone and iPad and follow along as we liveblog Sen. Marco Rubio on this Sunday's very special episode of Meet the Press on NBC.

Tags: Anthony Kennedy, Barack Obama, Bo Obama, Department of Justice, Health Care, Homeland Security, Islam, Judiciary, Marco Rubio, Meet the Press, Michele Bachmann, NBC, NIA, Pork Barrel, Puppies!, Racism, Religion, Senate, Spying, Supreme Court

Your Choice for Rick Santorum's New "Patriot Voices" Logo

Last week, we asked you to help Rick Santorum choose a logo for his new political group, Patriot Voices. You rose to the challenge and chose a symbol that truly exemplifies the timeless foundations upon which the former Pennsylvania senator has based his political career.

The winner — with a whopping 59 percent of the vote — is "Eek, The Gays!"…

We've sent along the design to Mr. Santorum's people, but curiously have yet to hear back.

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Tags: Conservatives, LGBT, Money, Puppies!, Rick Santorum

Help Rick Santorum: Pick a Logo for His New Group, Patriot Voices!

Rick Santorum's presidential run is over (officially, now), but the eyes of the nation are upon him, and he's certainly not the type of man to squander such attention an opportunity for change.

Today, Santorum unveiled his brand-new nonprofit political organization, Patriot Voices, "which will mobilize one million conservatives around this country who are committed to promoting faith, family, freedom and opportunity."

In other words, he wants your money. But if you click over to PatriotVoices.com, you'll see that he also needs some help choosing a logo.

Look at these ugly things…

We can do better!

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Tags: Conservatives, LGBT, Money, Puppies!, Rick Santorum

Sarah Palin and John McCain Enter the Dog-Eating Fray

The classiest Republican ticket of the modern age, stays classy as fuck.

2008 Republican nominee John McCain on Twitter…

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Sarah Palin, while discussing an agent involved in the Secret Service sex scandal…

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And we were so close to having them representing our country to the rest of the world. We really screwed the pooch with that election, America.

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Related: Conservatives: Barack Obama Is a Socialist Dog Eater

Photos by Win McNamee, Roberto Gonzalez/Getty Images News/Getty Images

Tags: Barack Obama, Food, John McCain, Puppies!, Sarah Palin

Quote Unquote: Dog Eat Dog

White House Press Secretary Jay Carney on recent discussion of President Obama's having been fed dog as a child in Indonesia…

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"I think we're talking to a reference in his book to a period when he was six or seven years old. Making a big deal out of it sounds like somebody who's trying to get out of the doghouse."

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Don't be too hard on Carney. He was just throwing them a (sad trom)bone.

Tags: Animals, Food, Jay Carney, Obama Administration, Puppies!, White House