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Quote Unquote: Annihilating Iran

Daily Caller editor-in-chief Tucker Carlson on Iran…

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"I do think, I'm sure I’m the lone voice in saying this, that Iran deserves to be annihilated. I think they're lunatics. I think they're evil."

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It's either annihilation or co-starring on a political talk show with them. Either option seems overly harsh on Iran.

Quote Unquote: Let Slip the Boils of Festering

Alec Baldwin on Andrew Breitbart…
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"Andrew Breitbart is a festering boil on the anus of public discourse."

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If only we could all be such eloquent rhetoricians as Mr. Baldwin.

Quote Unquote: The Perfection of Michele Bachmann

Michele Bachmann, when asked for her opinion of the most conservative candidate in the GOP race…

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"I was. I was the perfect candidate… America had their chance with the perfect candidate."

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And we blew it. We blew it!

Damn us! Damn us all to hell!

Quote Unquote: The Fruited Plain of Romney

Pundit Goldie Taylor on Mitt Romney's newly-unveiled singing voice…

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"The way Mitt Romney sounds, I don't want to be anywhere near his fruited plain!"

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She says that now, but wait till she gets a load of its fecundity.

Quote Unquote: Inglourious Basterd

Newt Gingrich on what actor he'd cast to play himself on the big screen…

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"No, I don’t look like him at all. He's thinner, he's better looking, he's younger. But you asked me if I had anyone who could play me in a movie, why not go for Brad Pitt? Look if you’re gonna go for it… You gotta relax and just, you know, let your imagination soar."

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Coincidentally, "Relax and Just, You Know, Let Your Imagination Soar" is Gingrich's new campaign slogan.