From the Pork Barrel: A Newt for All Seasons

* Newt Gingrich promises to end divisive politics and be an inclusive president for all like-minded conservative Christian Americans.

* Gingrich strikes a chord with America's fist-shaking harumphing demographic.

* Donald Trump opened his mouth and more stuff fell out of it. In all seriousness, don't even bother clicking this link. You'll be mad at yourself if you do.

* The Scott Walker recall effort already has half the signatures it needs. Guess Wisconsin will be banning pens and pencils any time now.

* GQ remembers that Tim Pawlenty exists.

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