Roll Call: Big Hits & Tazed Cookies

• Bill O'Reilly (aka, Classiest Guy on Television) offering Don't Taze Me, Bro! bumper stickers.

• Giuliani advisor explains himself: It's not that there's too many Mosques — there's just too many people in the Mosques.
• McCain: Back off, Mahmoud! Ground Zero is our fountain of shameless self-promotion.
• U.S. Senate continues to live up to its reputation.
• Bush blows the whistle on Hussein's Mandela-killing spree.

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