* Sasha Obama discovers George W.'s old hiding spot.
* The angrytownhall Twitter feed exposes the government's socialized fire extinguishing scheme.
* "Just because you are alive doesn't mean you deserve to stay alive." – Well, now that you've put it that way…
* The economic down turn hits the fundamental base of our business community.
* Free torture trading cards? I don't know. That sounds kind of socialisty.
Tags: Barack Obama, Drugs, Economy, Health Care, Pork Barrel, Sasha Obama, Socialism, Torture, Town Hall, Twitter, White House
For the rest of this week members of the press corps will be scavenging Martha's Vineyard like starving bears, hoping to snarf some exclusive crumbs from President Obama's clam roll. But POTUS has laid down this one law, which is apparently more important than anything else, even overhauling government death panels: Do not stalk the First Daughters for a picture…
Aside from wishing a good time for all, in fact, the president had one clear message yesterday for reporters, said Bill Burton, the deputy White House press secretary: "The first family would very much appreciate if you respect the privacy of the girls while they’re out here on vacation."
That was before Burton even got to the matters of whether the president would be conferring with advisers while on vacation (yes, some) or how he felt about the recent elections in Afghanistan (looking forward to hearing the results along with everybody else).
Thank you very much, Nobama, for destroying the livelihoods of these poor hardworking paparazzi who depend on your family for income.
Tags: Barack Obama, Bill Burton, Malia Obama, Martha's Vineyard, Sasha Obama, Vacation
Weird. The newspaper article doesn't say which end of the debate over health care reform this guy's on…
The Secret Service is investigating a man who authorities said held a sign reading "Death to Obama" outside a town hall meeting on health-care reform in western Maryland.
It also doesn't say what his preferred cable news network is or whether he thinks a person should ever refer to himself as a "dittohead" with anything other than a deep sense of shame. I guess we'll never know.
But, you know, carrying a sign that says "Death to Obama" is pretty stupid and reckless and aweful. But it's not deeply disturbing or just plain disgusting or anything like that.
Are you sure the sign didn't also say anything else? Can you just double check for us newspaper article?
The sign also read, "Death to Michelle and her two stupid kids," referring to the first name of President Barack Obama's wife, said Washington County Sheriff's Capt. Peter Lazich.
But Michelle who? I just can't quite get a handle on exactly what type of person this guy is. Hmmm…
Tags: Barack Obama, Malia Obama, Maryland, Michelle Obama, Protesters, Sasha Obama
I think we can all breath a little bit easier today…
I don't know about you, but I was just about to go into full-on panick mode. I was all like, Where are President Obama and his two adorable daughters going to eat their frozen yogurt or shaved ice or whatever that stuff is this summer if they cannot settle on which mansion to stay in on an island I'll never visit?
But, luckily, HuffPo was all over that shit with a front page headline the nanosecond that the crisis was averted.
Now I can go back to lazily wondering about stupid stuff, like which mystery foreign country has that half-trillion dollars of U.S. money.
Tags: Barack Obama, Ben Bernanke, Economy, Huffington Post, Malia Obama, Massachusetts, Sasha Obama
Bo the Dog hasn't even made it past his confirmation hearings yet, and he's already ensconced in scandal!
Barack Obama and his wife Michelle… repeatedly said they wanted it to be a rescued dog such as one from a shelter… Enter Bo, a 6-month-old puppy given up by his first owner and matched with the Obamas through his breeders.
Because he was given up by his first owner as a poor fit and is now with his second owners, the Obamas, but never spent time in a shelter or with a rescue group, Bo is a "quasi-rescue dog," says Wayne Pacelle, chief executive of The Humane Society of the United States…
Conspiracy buffs might speculate that Bo was meant for the Obamas all along. Was his adoption by the Obamas engineered to look like a rescue — or at least blur the line to head off criticism that the Obamas had picked a purebred from a breeder?
"I would have to refer that one to Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein," said Larry Sabato, director of the University of Virginia Center for Politics, referring to the Washington Post reporters of Watergate fame. "It's possible, but there's no way to prove it unless one of the principals talks, and I don't think anyone would care anyway."
Thanks Fox News!
I just knew that somebody would care!
Tags: Barack Obama, Bo Obama, Malia Obama, Michelle Obama, Puppies!, Sasha Obama