Thursday's Links: NYC's Next Mayor Could Be a Laughingstock

* Here's a documentary about comedian-turned-NYC mayoral candidate Randy Credico.

* If you missed Rand Paul's filibuster, check out the 120-second version.

* The Bulls and other teams with horns Dennis Rodman wants to join.

* UCBComedy tries to figure out the FCC's censorship guidelines. [NSFW]

* President Obama shows his willingness to reach across the aisle for a bill.

* Michelle Obama's fashion choices are dreadful, says a person who dresses like this.

* Magic School Bus teacher Ms. Frizzle gets raked over the coals at a local PTA meeting.

* A Pennsylvania councilman sent an inappropriate email, which means he's ready for Congress!

Tags: Barack Obama, Dennis Rodman, Drugs, Education, Fashion, FCC, Filibuster, Michelle Obama, New York City, Pennsylvania, PTA, Rand Paul, Randy Credico, Satan, Sequester, The New Yorker, UCB

Tweet Untweet: Take This Job and Damn It!

A guy in Tennessee quit his job just because his W-2 had the number 666 on it. Congratulations to his coworkers.

— Jim Grammond (@jgrammond) February 7, 2013

Tags: Satan, Taxes, Tennessee, Tweet Untweet, Twitter

Rick Santorum Will Protect America from Satan

After his triple primary win two weeks ago, Santorum is finally achieving mainstream appeal. But in order to retain the support of moderate Republicans, he has to fight the image of being a medieval religious zealot.

Conservative blogger and avowed Romney supporter Matt Drudge isn't making things easier for the candidate. Today the Drudge Report featured quotes from Rick Santorum's nutty sermon to students at Ave Maria University in 2008…

"Satan has his sights on the United States of America!" Republican presidential hopeful Rick Santorum has declared.

"Satan is attacking the great institutions of America, using those great vices of pride, vanity, and sensuality as the root to attack all of the strong plants that has so deeply rooted in the American tradition"…

"This is a spiritual war. And the Father of Lies has his sights on what you would think the Father of Lies would have his sights on: a good, decent, powerful, influential country — the United States of America. If you were Satan, who would you attack in this day and age?… He attacks all of us and he attacks all of our institutions."

Hmm. Looks like that list of crazy Santorum quotes might need a bit of an update.

There's been a lot of speculation about why Rick Santorum always wears thick sweater vests. I guess they just help him ward off the Devil.

Photo by T.J. Kirkpatrick/Getty Images News/Getty Images

Tags: Catholic Church, Christianity, Drudge Report, Matt Drudge, Primaries, Religion, Republicans, Rick Santorum, Satan

Fox News Concerned They're Going to Get "Satanic Death" Murdered by John Cusack

Uh oh! Looks like John Cusack — Satanic death cult high priest and star of Hot Tub Time Machine — is dropping The Devil's Fatwah on Fox News. Just look at this not-at-all-an-obviously-kind-of-lame-joke Satanic tweet the very scary man just evil twittered a few days ago…

Oh no! Do what you will with Steve Doocy, just please don't hurt Brian Kilmeade! (Seriously. Do whatever you want with Steve Doocy. Come on, be creative.)

Anyway, Fox News, for their part, is handling this very real and serious and scary threat with the appropriate amount of measured adultitude…

John Cusack Calls for 'Satanic Death' of Fox News, GOP Leaders

Actor John Cusack went on a caustic Twitter rampage Sunday evening, attacking former House Majority Leader Dick Armey, former House Speaker Newt Gingrich and Fox News…

Cusack has long been outspoken about politics. He supported Barack Obama in the 2008 presidential election and has contributed to The Huffington Post, but this is the first known time he has stooped to the level of making threats.

And while the U.S. Constitution protects Cusack's right to speak his mind…

Be forewarned. The following text contains dangerous levels of irony toxicity. Pregnant women may want to walk away from the computer screen…

…some critics say he should be more careful about what he says, since he has more than 200,000 Twitter followers.

"His provocative tweets could easily incite a rabid fan to commit violent acts against Fox News Headquarters and others he names," said Dr. Carole Lieberman, a Beverly Hills-based psychiatrist and author of "Coping With Terrorism: Dreams Interrupted."

It would be really sad if something like that were to happen.

(via Gawker)

Tags: 9/11, Brian Kilmeade, Fox, Islam, New York City, Religion, Republicans, Satan, Steve Doocy, Terrorism, Twitter, World Trade Center

Are You Aware That "Soccer," "Socialism," "Satan" and "Sodomy" All Start with the Same Letter?

It's true! Racist basement guy here is not lying. I checked it out with the dictionary and everything! There are no coincidences, obviously (don't be naive!), so something insidious is afoot.

And those Mexicans from Brazil (the worst kinds of Mexicans) are probably behind it.

Tags: Brazil, Mexico, Racism, Satan, Soccer, Socialism, Sports