Quote Unquote: Goodbye, Czechoslovakia

A Republican Platform Committee member acknowledges the non-existence of an old foe…

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"There is no Czechoslovakia, and there hasn't been for a number of years."

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Take that, Soviet Union! That's one less link in your nefarious Iron Curtain. We'll bring you down yet!

Now there's just the little matter of this Ottoman Empire to tend to.