Stephen Colbert Looks at South America

I don't want to alarm you, but have you noticed that there's this… thing just, like, hanging off of the tip of your continent? You know, it's actually kind of big. I can tell that somebody already tried to cut it off with some sort of a canal down there at the skinny spot, but it doesn't look like it worked. You might want to get that looked at by a doctor. Better safe than sorry, ya know?

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Stephen Colbert Looks at North America
Stephen Colbert Looks at Europe

The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30/10:30c.

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Esteban Colberto on Obama's South American Visit

Yesterday, it was Fox News speculating that President Obama and Hugo Chavez poked peckers back at the hotel, and now Bill Bennett is imagining Obama was giving Chavez a handy right in front of God and everyone. So, turns out conservatives are primarily against gay marriage because they like their man-on-man sex forbidden and adulterous. Preferably all wet and wind-blown in a gathering storm.

The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30pm / 10:30c.

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Fox News Thinks Obama and Chavez Touched Wieners

After President Obama's controversial handshake with Venezuela's Hugo Chavez this week, the gang at Fox News whipped themselves into a sexually-dysfunctional froth fantasizing about whether the two world leaders were putting the "head" in "heads of state" back at the hotel.

Tempted as you may be, I cannot stress enough how unwise it is to take this as an opportunity to imagine what happens behind closed doors at Fox News. Trust me when I say that is a bottomless Cremaster-esque pit of horror you can never climb out of.

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